Chris Painter

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@jonesyd95 @legsidelizzy There is no way that he's the only one sinning. At the very least the keeper knows. An internal investigation shows they're willing to assess the wider reaching implications than just one bad apple.

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@jonesyd95 @legsidelizzy @legsidelizzy has a point though. They need to show proactivity. How many times do we see it at professional level: 'Club is aware of incident and is committed to a full internal enquiry as well as assisting the authority in any and all ways'. No comment makes people speculate...

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@ben_mummery Lifetime ban for the player, relegation for the team. I gather one clicking incident cost a team the match with 4 runs to win?

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

Anyone know why @sueperkins is dancing with a boy band at the World Cup?

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@defurza @har36161137 @grok Link not working. But google that phrase and it'll bring up the article.

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@defurza @har36161137 @grok It was confirmed by Cambridgeshire police. The BBC, Sky News, The Guardian, The Times, The Eastern Daily News, even Yahoo News have it. Hopefully this link works. It's the BBC, but there are others
Crocodile attack on boy at Cambridgeshire zoo: What do we know? - BBC News

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@grok @har36161137 Facts don't remain. His name's not been released and he's been described as White and British. That is easily verifiable on trusted news sources like the BBC, ITV, The Times, The Guardian, The Independent, local news, witnesses, even the Daily Fail got this right.

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@theanalyst The same determination that got them to the handshake is the same determination that made them want their 100's. You can't have one without the other. Celebrate a job well done, I say.

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@DukishDog That's not an old guy gripe. That's a human gripe. Disgusting way to open Shark Week.

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

#bbcfootball Carter's having a disaster. She can't get back quickly enough, so we're hopelessly exposed. Sweden are constantly targeting her and she's got no answer.

[Jofra Archer @JofraArcher]

How long it takes to get to Washington ? 😕

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@antgib Just to stoke the ornithological argument, if they're Great Black Backed Gulls, then their scientific name is Larus marinus, from the Latin for gull and sea...so Seagull works!

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

#bbccricket re: Ben, Stevenage. 'knocking it around' gets you into trouble too, just in different ways. You think you're up with the rate. A wicket goes, then one becomes two and suddenly the pressure's on. His job was to get England off to a flyer and did it brilliantly

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@oilboyroy @RAF_Luton Oh dear.

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@eliaskaram101 @RAF_Luton Nnnnnope. Says right there. Eurovision Typhoon. @RAF_Luton knows these things

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@huwzat I'm a Somerset supporter. I'd have needed an awful lot of cider to find it in me to give that out. The right match result in the end, but I feel for D'Oliveira, he deserved to walk off unbeaten.

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@CountyChamp Good ball, but you could drive the Afrika Korp through the gap between bat and pad.

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

#bbcfootball Paul Cooke (07:59) there, with the playground classic of whirling his arms round and walking into you saying 'if you're hit it's your fault.' If you can't make a tackle without seriously risking player welfare, it's reckless. Careers have ended with tackles like that

[Chris Painter @chrisjpainter]

@DAMORYCOACHES Your number 5 driver just drove straight past the stop outside Broadmayne School without stopping, which has nicely ruined the afternoon for me. I flagged him and he drove right past.