Chris Kalfas

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@onepeloton your app keeps quitting on my watch. Just lost an entire 1hr workout. Please help.

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@Uber_Support hairs in food and your app keeps timing out. I need some help with this.

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@UberEats issue with food safety with hairs in my food and your app times out. Can you help?

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@Browns STOP MAKING EXCUSES AND FIRE STEFANSKI AND BERRY. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F*CK. JUMPING OFFSIDES TO END THE GAME? FIRST TIME WE SCORES 17+ OFFENSIVE POINTS SINCE 2023?! END OUR MISERY AND FIRE "LEADERSHIP."

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@ESPNCleveland when is the Rizzo call-in show? I live in Colorado so, I just want to bitch with Mr. Rizzo. His infuriation is my fuel and serenity

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@ESPNCleveland can we talk about adjustments after the first drive? Can we finally talk about Jimmy Haslem saying "stefanaki had a tough go" and realize he is an awful play-caller with talent. CAN WE PLEASE STOP SLOB-KNOBBING THIS A-HOLE WHO WON HIS FIRST COTY BECAUSE OF BAKER?!?

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@Browns love the new stadium project. Jimmy...outside of not knowing your employees stole money with the Pilot/Flying J, do you not know your head coach can't coach past 3 minutes into any NFL game?

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@Browns who controls Stefanski? This guy is being questioned by every commentator who has an inkling of football knowledge or who has played in the NFL in his pedestrian play calling and poor decision making. He needs to go.

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@UberEats I was charged for an order that was delivered then stolen by the driver. Please see attached videos. I would like a refund immediately. Please contact me.

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

Were people not upset enough about the super bowl where the NBA was like, "that sucked but, we got this."

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@JDVance it's ok if you diverge. Everyone was a failed abortion like you. #hangers

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@JDVance am I allow to vote for Trump without kids and never wanting kids or should I just vote for Kamala with hatred against abortion?

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@PeteButtigieg saw the daily show. What money are you delegating to western North Carolina to reestablish I40? Or, are you still 20 days late to your job. @jonstewart it's fun to laugh when he's done shit

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@Browns YOU ARE A FUCKING TERRIBLE JOKE.

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@Browns stefanski playbook is awesome. It's like figuring out you're blind without knowing you're deaf. Every other team in the NFL looks like a team. We're fans because of tradition, not because of you.

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@Browns Easy to say anything when you're promised everything. Donate to the world around you, Deshaun. You stopped donating good football after 2021

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@Browns Cooper, jeudy...catch your balls

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@Browns is anyone going to take accountability for being bad or are billionaires just handing out contracts? Andrew berry "fired" baker.
Andrew berry sold the farm for touchy.
Andrew berry hired 6-play stefanski.
Why is Ken dorsey here? He's like the attendant at the selfcheckout

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@FedExHelp 730817237918 says it was delivered 2/26, even though I had a vacation hold until 3/2. It is not at the pickup spot anymore and I need to figure out what is going on.

[Chris Kalfas @chriskalfas]

@nfl fuck off. I'm on a tarmac in north carolina and it says the browns game is restricted on nfl plus. Please fuck the fuck off. You're a waste of everything. I want my $70 back you fuck