Chris Kerwin

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@TradeBrigadeCo Meta today: https://t.co/nOCOBhvvcx

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@JamesHouchin @childishgiambon @youlovejuice Hey bro, it’s a very nice Olive Garden… don’t knock them free bread sticks. My buddy has been valeting cars there since he was in HS. He’s been up for promotion to assistant valet manager twice!

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@pieovercake @brittxdayy @childishgiambon @youlovejuice “Hey Baby, I’m a real man. I show up with a fuel truck in tow. Those other guys bring you Jerry cans when you deserve a full tank 😘”

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@LegereTacite @brittxdayy @childishgiambon @youlovejuice What a poor, trashy person thinks rich people eat… Oysters, Calamari and Shrimp… I’m fairly certain you can find those things on the menu at Olive Garden lmfao

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@derb_jd @brittxdayy @childishgiambon @youlovejuice “Hey babe… I got you that Exxon card right here… you can put 91 octane in your ride… clean them valves right out… saves on maintenance 😉😘”

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@youlovejuice In what world do men actually tell their dates “hey, I want you to know that you can order anything off the menu…” Saying that in the first place implies that you can’t afford to eat at the restaurant or don’t regularly eat out.

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@Jonnyinmd @leahfiles @abfotos Who does get to decide what words mean? Merriam-Webster? The Pope? If someone says “using a X definition, I compared Y thing to X definition and found Z” there is nothing deceptive about it. You’re apparently just too stupid to focus on anything other than semantics.

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@GtaThoughts @leahfiles @abfotos The guy trades 56-80 times a day while turning over billions of dollars in securities across every sector of the economy using the best insider information available. There are literally no words for how corrupt he is. He is pimping the American economy.

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@Paul_provalone @TheRecoveringP1 @leahfiles @abfotos Not to mention that his “independently managed” equity portfolio trades 56-80 times a day across every sector of the economy with daily turnover in the billions of dollars. He’s literally operating a medium-large sized hedge fund with the best insider information available.

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@ywomendeservles I work in communicable diseases… we used to have a word for that…

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@Bababoo55365477 @ywomendeservles I thought most children knew that at this point… weren’t there public health announcements about microwaving plastic 20 years ago?

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@Kaltinelth @ywomendeservles If she’s so overstimulated… a large dose of Haldol and a padded room would help ease her stimulation. Doesn’t even need to worry about the time.

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@ElderMi11ennial @ywomendeservles Sending people to other planets is expensive, paying them 50k for a “trip to space” is not (no stipulations about return). And NASA can test new and exotic heatshields like tin or recycled plastic.

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@SappyBeth @ywomendeservles Right, human traits generally exist on a bell curve and it would only follow that there are some number of women who are inclined towards extreme antisocial, narcissistic behavior just as there are men. You can’t rehabilitate people who are perpetual users of others.

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@cardsfanjoe1 @ywomendeservles He only gets past it if he thinks he’s doing it better which he doesn’t… are people really this dumb?

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@letsrolepod @ywomendeservles Yep, the “friend” sounds like a malicious c*nt and the husband is a bit too naive for his own good

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@DogInATutu @ywomendeservles ….say that twice

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@KearneyMcm1020 @TabloidJunkieXL @ywomendeservles The friend obviously said it to drive a reaction regardless of how deeply she thought about it, why give her the satisfaction in the moment? Don’t air your relationship in public.

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@TradeBrigadeCo Outside of semis I see value in names like: STRL, EDRY, PARR, CNC, FRO, SEZL, CEIC, ASAIY, TALO among others.

[Chris Kerwin @chriskerwin1997]

@TradeBrigadeCo I see two paths: the rotation is just a pump so traders can pad at higher levels before midterms or this market acknowledging value in a monetary environment that’s potentially more restrictive and there’s a fundamental belief that semis/AI is the most immune. I lean latter.