Chris Kite

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers." - Roberto Waltman

[Chris Kite @chriskite]

@jimbojsb @CalEvans I’ll take it if you don’t mind me creating a CNAME for https://t.co/E4QznSCjBh 😎

[Computer Science @CompSciFact]

'The hardest problem in computer science is not being an opinionated jerk about everything.' -- @ntakayama

[Computer Science @CompSciFact]

Better Random Number Generation for OpenSSL, libc, and Linux Mainline
https://t.co/8HQxWS1dAf

[Chris Kite @chriskite]

@jimbojsb @bphogan @grmpyprogrammer And as much as I don’t like the type system, the small standalone binaries are really nice

[Chris Kite @chriskite]

@jimbojsb @bphogan @grmpyprogrammer s/threads/Communicating Sequential Processes/

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

The future where a firmware update you didn’t ask for locks you out of your house https://t.co/aJJJMbtqi5

[Chris Kite @chriskite]

@jimbojsb Emacs

[Formula 1 @F1]

Sir Patrick Shoe-art (sorry)

#CanadianGP 🇨🇦

[Josh Butts (@[email protected]) @jimbojsb]

First reaction to breakfast tacos in the office in Austin isn't "thanks for bringing them", it's "where are they from?"

[Functor Fact @FunctorFact]

OH: "I wrote my code in Haskell so it would fit on a slide."

[Bell Labs @BellLabs]

BASIC computer language is 53 years old today. Retweet if BASIC was your first computer language? #ThisDayinSTEM https://t.co/POiuR7KOX2

[Avdi Grimm @avdi]

The O'Reilly Programming PHP 3rd ed. book has 514 pages, of which 23 are index. There is no entry for "testing".

[Probability Fact @ProbFact]

There are a lot more people who know how to move data around than who know what to do with it.

[Probability Fact @ProbFact]

Pro tip: When people ask "What are the odds?" they usually mean it rhetorically and do NOT want an answer.

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

https://t.co/weqSRHNWPk

[Probability Fact @ProbFact]

What does it mean to call noise white, pink, gray, etc? https://t.co/h8MedmMQrd

[Chris Kite @chriskite]

@antirez It's annoying so don't show it. ASCII art isn't the goal of Redis, so don't complicate the code or config file for it.