Chris Kong

Pianist NYC via SF Changing the world 16-32 bars at a time he/him/his

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

We’ll prepare and serve with flair a culinary CABARET

[Chris Kong @chriskong]

@TomZohar TOM I AM LIVID.

[Chris Kong @chriskong]

@JetBlue I need to cancel a flight for one of two passengers on a reservation. Is there any way to do this without canceling the entire itinerary and without incurring $25 for someone to help?

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Happy St. Patrick's Day! While you're using this holiday as an excuse to party (I heartily approve), just a reminder to conservatives that Ireland is one of the most socially progressive countries in the world, especially on LGBTQ rights. Enjoy! <3

[Library of Congress @librarycongress]

Hearing @lizzo play some of the Library's priceless antique instruments on Monday was such a gift, and we were honored and happy to help her share that gift with her concert audience Tuesday night. Here is some more behind-the-scenes footage of her Library tour. #LizzoAtLOC

[Chris Kong @chriskong]

I know time is a construct, but the college student who just checked me in at the gym asked if I was in the OG Mean Girls movie, and responding “that was in 2004” did not seem to satisfactorily answer the question, so.

#whatsmyageagain

[Chris Kong @chriskong]

@JohnWascavage JOHN.

[Chris Kong @chriskong]

🎶It's over now, the music of the night.🎶

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: "The Phantom of the Opera," the longest-running show in Broadway history, is set to close in February. https://t.co/WnUtH39quP

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

You Are All Welcome Here

@LOTRonPrime @DonMarshall72 #RingsOfPower

https://t.co/8txOhlHa2f

[Chris Kong @chriskong]

Walked into the lobby of my hotel holding food and this woman AGGRESSIVELY asked if it was her UberEats order.

#existingwhileasian

[Chris Kong @chriskong]

@JohnWascavage @TomZohar JOHN.

[Chris Kong @chriskong]

@TomZohar TOM.

[Kevin Daly @kevinddaly]

Meg Giry: Christine Daae could sing it, sir.
Me: Yeah... down a third. 😒

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

curiously despite his meathead appearance Gaston’s grammar is consistently strong (“in this town there’s only she/who’s as beautiful as me” contrast to Belle’s “she won’t discover that it’s HIM ‘til chapter three”) and his vocabulary solid (“I’m especially good at expectorating”)

[Liz Wasser @TheLizWasser]

🎵Everybody loves a cow
Hamilton's 'bout Jesus now
Paradise lost in Paradise Square
Covid's waiting in the wings
Evan Hansen's Stranger Things
Bye Beanie and Compay! BAKER'S WIFE IS STEPHANIEEEEE

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRRREEEEEEEEE🎵

[Ryan Bloomquist @ryanbloomquist]

Empanada Mama deserves a GLAAD award for the number of gay lives it has saved

[Chris Kong @chriskong]

TFW the person working the front desk at Gold’s Gym asks what “Mean Girls” is and has never heard of the movie at all.

“I thought it sounded like… a strip club or something, like we had strippers working out here.”

I pointed out that strippers probably need to work out too!