chris laurion

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

All my friends are graduating and I'm like "hey at least my car has a bud light logo on the side of it?"

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

50 year old lady tried to give me her number on an olive yesterday, 80 yr old calls me sexy today, dots that mean I'm getting old

[College Is My Life @TheColIegeLife]

Why do people ask "how was class?" like class was class. I would rather be wasted on a yacht eating tacos, but here I am.

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

@mtwomb ???? Hahahah

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

My absolute FAVORITE person at the gym is the one who blares the news on the TV so loud I can't hear my beats play music!!!!

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

Congrats to @JeffPML45 for getting the northwood middle school baseball head coach position, But what I really mean is I'm sorry to the kids

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

@mtwomb it's so exhausting tho hahahah

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

@mtwomb a lot of yelling hahaha I asked if he fell asleep for the other 2 showings 😂

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

@mtwomb the other day I made a terrible mistake of going "dad we have seen this 2x already"

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

I absolutely LOVE when 6pm rolls around bc mike just demands the remote so he can watch WMUR on repeat until he goes to bed at 8:30

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

Another year of dealing w patriots fans sucking tom Brady's dick 🙃

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

I'm more excited about the food then the actual game #gofalconstho

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Bummer!

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

@BeauuPingg I just dropped my online class and said the same thing!

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

@GymWankers_ @SavageOnIy @JeffPML45

[Jeopardy! Sports @JeopardySports]

"Who are: the New England Patriots?"
#JeopardySports #PITvsNE

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

REPORT: Le'Veon Bell told Steeler team doctors all he needs to recover from his injury are two joints and a bag of Doritos #PITvsNE

[chris laurion @chrislaurion]

You know it's gunna be a good day when you start your car and trap queen is the first thing bumping through the bud light car