mtwomb (Kris Jenner’s Version)

I swear sometimes I'm funny. He/Him/His 🏳️‍🌈

[mtwomb (Kris Jenner’s Version) @mtwomb]

I identify as a computer who’s operating system is no longer being supported

[Jordan Grimes (on Bluesky @cafedujord) @cafedujord]

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid

[mtwomb (Kris Jenner’s Version) @mtwomb]

Agreed, but actually full fucking offense

[Kali Holloway | @kaliholloway at bsky dot social @kalihollowayftw]

No offense but it seems to me that a big problem is that a lot of Americans are both stupid and selfish no offense.

[Kali Holloway | @kaliholloway at bsky dot social @kalihollowayftw]

No offense but it seems to me that a big problem is that a lot of Americans are both stupid and selfish no offense.

[JeSuisCH🏒BleuBlancRouge @HabsHappy]

@TMZ This Trump Superman is more accurate

[Jake Broe @RealJakeBroe]

It's crazy that The United States fell to the Russians before Ukraine did.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

The evolution of a blight on America

[Mark Pocan @MarkPocan]

I work with idiots.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

@realDonaldTrump You sent an innocent man to a torture prison and are trying to blade Biden. Sit down.

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

I’ve always wanted to ratio the White House

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least

[mtwomb (Kris Jenner’s Version) @mtwomb]

@PaulleyTicks @elonmusk

[mtwomb (Kris Jenner’s Version) @mtwomb]

@PaulleyTicks @elonmusk

[mtwomb (Kris Jenner’s Version) @mtwomb]

@PaulleyTicks @Bigteethyouhave @elonmusk

[mtwomb (Kris Jenner’s Version) @mtwomb]

@PaulleyTicks @elonmusk

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

"Elon, my love - before you go to Mars, I wanna go to Uranus."

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

god it must feel so good not to give a shit about other people — to be liberated from the burden of defending even your own self-interest.

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.