Chris Lyons

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

@Khairahxo Thank you..?

[saturn’s bitch 🌸 @Khairahxo]

Imagine you at the club off a molly and you walk into this shit?

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

False.

[Ci Dasha @CelesteAirah]

Its a cover up. They are the definition of emotional. Gotta get to know them.

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

@Khairahxo Oh no I did, but even with the quotation marks this still just isn’t normal

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[saturn’s bitch 🌸 @Khairahxo]

“But what you will know is that he needed $10 for a medium size pizza and ejaculated in a cup, so you could have a kid. Now, check that”

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

I’m starting to think my gf is a robot. She doesn’t laugh at any of my jokes.

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

It’s a sad day out here

[Ci Dasha @CelesteAirah]

@chrislyons57

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

My gf reciting high school musical rn and I’m not here for it

[Naya @renaya64]

Don’t Skip.
YOU WILL HAVE MONEY TOMORROW

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

My gf just just thought will Ferrell was beavis and butthead... idek what to think at this point

[Kaye @KayeSteinsapir]

Please. Please. Please. Everyone PRAY for my daughter Molly. She has been in an accident and suffered a brain trauma. She’s unconscious in ICU. Please RT and PRAY 🙏🙏🙏

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

@Khairahxo LMFAOOO I’m coming

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

I’m gonna get a king size bed and my gf is still gonna sleep on top of me in my 100 degree room

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

My gf is listening to Lana del Rey. Figured y’all should know.

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

@CelesteAirah @Khairahxo Y’all are foul

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

@CelesteAirah @Khairahxo Why do we gotta be like this

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

Baby, at least put an actual car. Have I taught you nothing?

[saturn’s bitch 🌸 @Khairahxo]

Why are car guys the only people who call cars by their government names in situations it’s not needed? Ex: “wtf is this GRX37 doing?” as opposed to “wtf is this car/guy/nigga doing?”

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

Where the fuck did all my oil go?

[BMW USA @BMWUSA]

Tell us you drive a BMW without telling us you drive a BMW.

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

@zezz_74 @Khairahxo Oh alex is the most annoying person ever, but just wait Paul is worse

[Chris Lyons @chrislyons57]

@Khairahxo @zezz_74 Lmfao I’m a credible source I watched bb16 when it was live and your watching it 5 years later