Chris Neill

2023 Writers' Guild Award-losing comedian, Londoner and boyfriend. A variety of gubbins on @audibleuk and @bbcsounds.

[Chris Neill @chrisneill]

@andy4makerfield @paulmasonnews Arrogance personified.

[Nicholas Lezard @Nicklezard]

Could someone explain to me, as if to a child, how and why Starmer is a worse PM than - to go with recent memory - Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss, and Sunak

[Phillips P. OBrien @PhillipsPOBrien]

Just a friendly reminder. If the US had taken only a small fraction of the money and military equipment it has squandered fighting and losing to Iran, and instead helped Ukraine, the Middle East would be more stable and Russia would be facing defeat.

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

It really is true. Exactly the same photo. This is what a fake patriot looks like.

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Ten years ago today Farage unveiled his racist "Breaking Point" poster.

Within hours a far-right sympathiser murdered the MP Jo Cox.

Instead of apologising, Farage went on to verbally attack her husband.

Farage has always been scum.

Never Vote Reform.

[Lance Lachlan ✌🏻 @lancelachlan]

83% of Britain is white.
87% of MPs are white.
92% of police officers are white.
94% of the House of Lords is white.
85% of Britain’s richest families are white.

Yet we’re supposed to believe Britain is gripped by “systemic anti-white racism”?

Give it a rest.

It’s a far-right grievance industry built on outrage, not evidence. If white Britons overwhelmingly dominate politics, policing, wealth and power, the conspiracy theory simply doesn’t survive contact with reality. #UKPolitics

[Chris Neill @chrisneill]

This is a very poor decision. There is plenty of chuntering dross on Radio 4 and BBC Sounds that we'd be no worse off for losing. Whereas #theworldtonight is terrific, weighty and wise. And in News, do we, for instance, really need three hours of Today each morning?

[Robin Lustig @robinlustig]

Very sad to learn that Radio 4's The World Tonight is to be killed off in the latest round of BBC cuts. It has a long and honourable history as one of the more thoughtful BBC news programmes and I am proud to have been associated with it for more than twenty years.

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

Excellent investigative journalism by BBC Panorama, showing Russian involvement not just in arson attacks on Starmer’s house but also in anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim attacks. https://t.co/kGQ3uLDV1Z

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

“We have the best algae. The greenest algae. People are saying they’ve never seen algae this beautiful. Lake Michigan? Sad. Hudson River? Weak. Potomac? Total disaster. But our pool? World-class algae. Everybody agrees. MAKE ALGAE GREAT AGAIN!”

[Chris Neill @chrisneill]

@Nigel_Farage Sweet of you to send birthday wishes to your hero - a demented, incontinent, Putin-fancying, corrupt and racist paedophile. Your kind of guy.

[JmRoyle #LFC #YNWA #BLM #RejoinEU @MyArrse]

10 years ago Jo Cox was shot and stabbed to death in Birstall by a far right thug.
Do you remember the Farage \ Tommy Robinson riots that followed it,
No me neither.

R.I.P. Jo

[Chris Neill @chrisneill]

@Nigel_Farage If you feel what you say is being distorted then allow yourself to be interviewed by proper journalists (not @GBNEWS goons) and you can correct them if they misrepresent you. (Obviously you won't because you've got so much to hide and so are resorting to this pompous tactic.)

[Richard Corbett @RichardGCorbett]

Ten years ago next week, the Labour MP Jo Cox was stabbed and killed by a white supremacist born in Scotland who hated her support for remaining in the European Union.
Farage and his far-right supporters didn’t give a damn.

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

Belfast knife suspect won asylum in Britain under 'fast-track' scheme introduced by Tory UK govt.

Then home secretary Suella Braverman & immigration minister Robert Jenrick – who have both since defected to Reform - oversaw the introduction of the scheme.
https://t.co/zzrkYVMZ92

[Chris Neill @chrisneill]

@Nigel_Farage And the first duty of an electorate is to keep dodgy politicians who are in receipt of backhanders from foreign donors, express admiration for murderous despots, and who persuaded millions to vote for a disaster like Brexit as far away from power as possible.

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

This is possibly the saddest thing I've seen in a long time..an immigrant nurse talking about fleeing her home..she saved her UNIFORM. So she could still WORK for our communities.

I'd fill this country with a thousand of this woman than one of those good for nothing thugs.
God help this poor woman.

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Hi @SuellaBraverman and @RobertJenrick, will you be issuing a statement about the man arrested for the disgusting knife attack in Belfast?

He flew from Paris to Dublin 10.02.2023 and travelled to Belfast where he claimed asylum, his LTR was granted 28.09.2023.

This was when you were Home Secretary and Immigration Minister respectively.

@Nigel_Farage and @reformparty_uk, trust you will be looking in to this.

H/T @dave43law for the research.

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

I await Nigel Farage calling for “pure, cold, rage?” .

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Chris Neill @chrisneill]

@Nigel_Farage You'd have been sobbing that your side was finally on the way out.