DadChronicles

Does dad stuff

[DadChronicles @chrisnesscake]

Time for some new New Balance hoofs to walk around the garden with

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@Uber_RSA I need urgent assistance in confirming an Uber pick up at my place of business

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Ever bud fuck your ear hole and hit that E-spot just right?

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https://t.co/AQW9QGbN00

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I am going to lay a formal complaint with every single platform I can.
Unless you want to call me (not from that call centre) and listen to how this can be done differently. I have zero issue with the inquiry. I take issue with the harassment.
@TruworthsTweets

[DadChronicles @chrisnesscake]

@TruworthsTweets

1/2Shoh Truworths. 19 calls. For R220 arrears? Which is only in arrears because of an error you had on your payment portal? This is only today. It excludes the other 27 from Saturday. After confirming details and informing them of payment on Wednesday. 46calls

[DadChronicles @chrisnesscake]

This also excludes the other calls to my wife. We’ve had people shout at us from your call centre.
Your HO says the number is a debt collecting company.the call centre says its Truworths.
Nobody takes notes.
More than 50 calls in total. 4 days. Its unethical…

[DadChronicles @chrisnesscake]

@DevonESawa “Dear Captain

It is with great pleasure that we can confirm your full pardon to you, your crew and fleet of explorers for the accusation of crimes agains the King.

We guarantee safe passage through the entire Caribbean going forward.

Wishing you well on your your travels”

[DadChronicles @chrisnesscake]

Masepush maar dis kak dié.

[Eskom Hld SOC Ltd @Eskom_SA]

At 08:34 Stage 6 loadshedding was implemented. This was necessary due to the failure of 8 generating units overnight and the excessive reliance on OCGTs and pumped storage generation that is rapidly depleting these reserves.

Eskom will give a full update in due course.

[DadChronicles @chrisnesscake]

@SquidgeRugby See it as Wales being the pioneers of Georgia’s rise. Like the Boks were with Italy.

[DadChronicles @chrisnesscake]

Since @elonmusk took over, there seems to be a disproportionate amount of “hot, single and ready to mingle” ladies following me on Twitter. Am I a catch? Nice.
If any of the new followers want to buy me some New Balance sneakers for the garden, do so. I’ll follow back #dadbod

[DadChronicles @chrisnesscake]

Yo @FNBSA
Just to let Money-Bae know, your electricity purchasing functionality on the app and online is a bit bust.
With love, from the dark,
Chris
#notevenloadshedding

[DadChronicles @chrisnesscake]

Dear @miwayinsurance
Kindly tell ALL your contracted call centres to F#*k off and remove my number from their lists because I feel like I'm being stalked by you and your service providers. Sies man.
Thank you. That is all. #popia

[DadChronicles @chrisnesscake]

@ChrisFxTrader77 @MosesMazibuko3 @Eskom_SA Not true Mr Firestoker. Mate of mine is a mechanical engineer at Eskom and the issues are real and real concerning. Also, he’s very pale so don’t bring race into this nê

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Been following #welcometowrexham and considering how big Rugby is getting in the States and Ryan is Canadian, maybe @RMcElhenney and @VancityReynolds should buy a struggling Rugby club. Particularly Boland #ssrugby

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Tonight damn near killed me. What a stunning show. Got some raw emotion out of this old guy. #taylorhawkinstribute

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Joel asking the hard questions of the All Blacks…”Are they badly coached?” Shoh. Shots fired. #SSRugby

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@dudebandit83 Yeah and even then it bombed out bru 🤣
As I said to your lady, this was just because mates complain because they don’t see us but they invite us to Cape Town for dinner with like a day’s notice you know.I need to apply for a mail order bride dedicated to the kids going to dinner

[DadChronicles @chrisnesscake]

Can we agree to give parents (especially of younger kids) more prep time for events?
Drinks after work? See you in June.
Dinner? I’ve got 48 minutes in May.
Kid friendly outing? After summer and before winter. Also, kids might still get sick too.
Enjoy all your freedom.

[DadChronicles @chrisnesscake]

@AnnalineSmith We know 😁😁
This is more “come to Cape Town for a jol tomorrow” people

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With dealers worldwide adding crazy markups to cars on the floor, MSRP now stands for Ma se Reuse P#%s.
#worldsgonecrazy #Bidenflation #car #dadsonduty