Chris Nuber

Music, beer, wine, sports and tech nerd.
Dad to two girls. homebrewer. SA/Engineer @RancherFederal

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@ibuildthecloud

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@Polymarket There goes the quality

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@kevin_nealon Doin the bull dance, feelin the flow

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@ibuildthecloud *Sighs in irrelevance*

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@sde757 @MCO @united I could see my bag in a locked room through the window. They never put them on the carousel and told me I had to come back four hours later at 530am when someone would be there

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Not sure if @MCO or @united is to blame. But I landed and my bag never went to a carousel and then i was told I could get my bag at 5:30am Despite my plane landing at 1:10am. Ridiculous

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@HoustonTexans 9️⃣

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@HoustonTexans 7️⃣

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@espn @JeffPassan You can't fool me. That's just the kid from Dazed and Confused

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Not sure how companies like @Avis and @Enterprise can have issues with keeping reservations in the year 2025. Booked SUV months ago and they had only one vehicle, a beat up Corolla compact car with engine issues. Went to Enterprise and a customer in front of me had same issue.

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@MatiAllin @elonmusk

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The @Chase sapphire lounge in Austin airport is permanently closed. How lame! It wasn't even open that long. Maybe I should drop my sapphire card down a level

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@askparamount This particular program and only this one won't stream with audio on any device. Google TV, Roku, different browsers on desktops and apps on android tablets. It's clearly an issue with that particular streaming content

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@EugeneMirman's special (An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory) on @paramountplus has no audio. It's really bumming me out, man. Fix it Paramount, sheeesh

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@EanMeyer Engineers be like: "let me show you where the garden center is"

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@DD_Geopolitics Uh oh, if the Simpsons episode taught me anything about Australia apologies, in Australia an apology means the boot

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I just earned the 'Trip to the Farm (Level 18)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Dd6OrK04PN

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I just earned the 'Beer of the World (Level 5)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/MtIGXWbzVL

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I just earned the 'Cheers to Independent U.S. Craft Breweries (Level 47)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/VmrbtttBSi

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@theneener at least you didn't open it and have a rabid squirrel fly out past your head and run around your house like I did a few years ago :P