Chris Orford

All views expressed are my own. Unless they're someone else's.

[Chris Orford @chrisorford]

@maxoleary1989 who are you flying with? @Se_Railway ?

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Israeli 'spy dolphin' caught off Gaza coast http://t.co/I8KXmFK6qQ

[Chris Orford @chrisorford]

@maxoleary1989 just the faintest hint of my Irish Maori face tattoo visible there

[Chris Orford @chrisorford]

@alexoleary1988 @maxoleary1989 Hitcock will hunt you down for besmirching anything by Austen. Agreed though.

[Alex O'Leary @alexoleary1988]

@chrisorford

[Patrick Forbes Johns @forbes27]

@GuinnessIreland Everyone's invited. #madeofmore @chrisorford

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Mail Online Journalist's Cry for Help Found Within Article.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Quick drink?" - Translation: Shall we give this pub all of our money?

[Southeastern @Se_Railway]

@chrisorford Thanks for reply, if you see a door like this open please close it. I will pass this on to the onboard team ^CH

[Alex O'Leary @alexoleary1988]

@Se_Railway @chrisorford always close all doors. Like the green cross code, but instead of countryside it's shitty, overpriced trains.

[Chris Orford @chrisorford]

@Se_Railway it was the delayed (obviously) 8.06 and of course they weren't.

[Chris Orford @chrisorford]

@Se_Railway excellent security as one might expect from such a brilliant service provider.

[Alex O'Leary @alexoleary1988]

Well this is mental from a presidential candidate. 'Murica.

[Stella @corstejo]

Nope. No stigma here. Not like the media have a massive impact on peoples perceptions or anything.

[Chris Orford @chrisorford]

@A_LoyalFan @Jonathanjoseph0 @alexjtompkins @VelascoHN @maxoleary1989 you are right, but at least it's on his radar.

[Chris Orford @chrisorford]

England star @Jonathanjoseph0 spreading the culture of joue @alexjtompkins @VelascoHN @A_LoyalFan @maxoleary1989

[Chris Orford @chrisorford]

@Se_Railway slogan may as well be "you pay more, we give you less."

[Chris Orford @chrisorford]

http://t.co/Mb7xY7txud

[Chris Orford @chrisorford]

@HJAThompson @alexjtompkins does being 25 exclude me from being allowed in a "youth" hostel? #preitaliabiketourtrainingtrip