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[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@BBCCambs tree just fallen near pondersbridge

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@Sjopinion10 where are you

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@idriselba the fallen sun scared my fiancé so much she's taken a knife into the bathroom while she has a bath

[Sky Sports @SkySports]

Leonardo Bonucci had to get something off his chest...💭🇮🇹

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

The £300 ticket my friend Nick got yesterday when he was stopped on his e-scooter. He was riding on the road in London — I had warned him there are mass confiscations. This will also cost him £600 to get his scooter back from the pound, and SIX POINTS on his driving licence.

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@GoJetters can someone please send a message pretending to be xuli telling my child to use the potty. She’ll only listen to her. #gojetters #xuli

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@Matty_Ashley can you take ludacris' rap from your favourite usher song off repeat now. The whole street can hear it

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@talkSPORT to the all my 99q \ @\ #*$:: at Phil 8ao9Phil! Long local one %1oa. GOT OOOOO GOT GOT GOT GOT an 9999GOT 9999999@£¶×¶.o

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

Paul turd

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

Write your favourite Arsenal player without using the bottom row 👇

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@theJeremyVine 9oo9oooooo o9l okçß

[Martin Kemp @realmartinkemp]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@BorisJohnson how can you tell the public to stay at home in one breath, then practically force the self employed to go back to work early and as a result put their family and extended family at risk because of your under par, unfair, out of touch, self employed package

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@paulpogba @WHO @Matty_Ashley bet your proud

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@YourSSE after last nights phone call, learning that last Friday and yesterday morning 2 people in your call centre lied, telling us they'd organised an engineer to be sent out, when in actual fact nothing had been organised. I'd like an update as to whether its been sorted.

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@YourSSE Dm'd you my number. Would appreciate a call from yourselves this evening

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@YourSSE I need help with your shocking broadband

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

@Beans478 @SSE Same. Great bloody upgrade

[chris panks @chrispanks90]

It isnt a steak bake is it. Call it what it is. Quorn, onion and gravy

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

The time has come.