Chris Penketh

I sell pencils

[Chris Penketh @chrispenk]

@TheAnfieldWrap @johngibbonsblog Absolutely spot on! I’ve been a season ticket holder for 27 years and I’ve never felt as disconnected to the club or a set of players in my life

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@algroovy @black13830 @ChrisPenknz @SimeonBrownMP You’ve had to grey your picture out to stop people seeing your monobrow mate.

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@FabrizioRomano Genuine insanity from the hierarchy at
Anfield. Absolutely gutted

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It’s beyond my comprehension that at this point in time, Andy Robertson isn’t starting every week for Liverpool.

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@Kruiser17 @NZAustralia You’ve clearly been educated well. ‘Dose’ you realise that you’ve just compared my stance to a leaning mighty meaty

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@NZAustralia All that studying I did back in my youth around strengthening trans-Tasman economic ties has finally paid off

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@fabiodeuxbeer @NZAustralia @ChrisPenknz Next stupid question

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@VeronicaGlamis @nzherald Do you ever stop moaning?

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@UnitedKiwi @TheRedbaiter I completely agree. I would dominate that role. Up the minister of defence reds

[Chris Penketh @chrispenk]

The record continues. One successful ballot in 13 attempts despite going to every single home game in ALL competitions for 26 years! @LFC @LFCHelp the ticketing system is an absolute joke!

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@ryancritchlow7 😂😂😂 flying in the championship mate! Loads of time yet! Haha

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@Alan1961safc He’d absolutely batter you in a fight ya melt

[JW @JamesWortho__]

Someone who’s only gone the 3 League cup games this season and hasn’t been a single Prem game in his entire life. Get to go in a ballot with people who have been going every home for the past 10 years in all competitions? Make it make sense. Absolute joke @spiritofshankly @LFC

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Chelsea ❌ @LFC what an absolute joke! My own football club taking the piss out of me! Priority needs to be given to people who pay their money week in, week out for every competition. Embarrassing

[Chris Penketh @chrispenk]

Season ticket for 24 years. Every home league cup, fa cup, europa league and champions league game for ALL 24 of those years…ballot record…Basel ❌ Kiev ❌ Madrid ❌ Spurs ❌ wolves ❌ West Brom ❌ chelsea ❌ Man City ✅ chelsea ❌ Paris ❌. What an absolute farce!

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@Shore_VillaFC Such sad news! What a fantastic man. Gave so much to this wonderful club for so many years! He will be sadly missed by everyone

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@CllrDanielFry @StanCollymore Mate: just please shut the fuck up. Christ almighty. The game is absolutely dead

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@MikeoutWest75 @SachaCoburn @ChrisPenknz Caught 2 big ones here 🎣

[Chris Penketh @chrispenk]

Congratulations to Man City for winning the premier league by 15 points

[DaveOCKOP @DaveOCKOP]

Jordan Henderson posts a picture of him working hard alone ahead of a grueling pre-season. Numerous negative comments 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 on the Liverpool captain. Yet we praise an endless amount of players relentlessly who don't even play for the club. It's mind boggling. The man lifted the Premier League and Champions League trophy for the club. A bit of respect for the captain of the Football Club you support, please.