I have just told my girlfriend, Kate Nash, that she must eat so many lemons cause she is so bitter. Now to sit back and relax, safe in the knowledge there's no way she could have a rhyming comeback to that.
Sorry but I think it's absolutely hilarious that Eurovision is being held in Stockholm on the 50th anniversary of Waterloo and ABBA have already come out, a full year before, and said no thanks we can't be bothered.
BREAKING: Supreme court rules in favour of the Palestinian #Sumreen family - blocking settlers from displacing them and taking their home.
I literally can't believe that I am writing these words.
There is no justice in this system, but sometimes the struggle wins.
#SaveSilwan
The mistake he has made is demeaning a woman who the public like and have gotten to know.His hateful and cruel obsession is revealed. It’s not an abstract enemy. It’s that lady off that that show they like. It’s not statistical outliers. It’s not Other. It’s gorgeous @RoseSchmits
Popped into Caffe Nero with my five-year-old and she said very loudly: “just as well they didn’t call it Emperor Nero because he drowned his mother and that would *not* be a good name for a cafe” and it hit me that she is basically a mini Mark Corrigan.
A river of boiling shit flows through your town. You haven’t seen a tomato for 18 months. MOTD is 3 minutes long and narrated by a parakeet. Your salary is paid directly to British Gas. You solve a riddle to speak to a GP. You feel people come here because they want an easy life
the TSA agent held up my bin as an example to the rest of the line on how to go through security correctly. this means I got an A in airport travel, which is a completely normal thing to strive for and attain