chrispey

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Tavern wench. I stop trains. Birds conspire against me. Don't punch down, there are better uses for your fist.

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@ChrisPerkinsDnD you know.... I'm known mostly as Chrispey now. But being named "Christopher" is bad enough without a top tier nerd sharing my first name, last name, *and* living in the same city. The struggle? Real. 🙃

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@TipYourHat @TeenyBella @hugeshark As a political & cultural presence in the world, we're shit. As a quartet representing a particularly delightful weirdness that has a distinctly US flavor, @TipYourHat, @hugeshark, I'd argue @chris_page (the latter two also buy us two Aussies), and I are pretty fucking fantastic.

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@jseattle "Capital" hill is what I type when I want to find cheap places on craigslist. :D

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Type your zodiac sign in GIF and post your favorite...

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@Day_Kiyokki Did you want to do this in person?

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@dignut *noted for unrelated reasons*

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@JCareyAuthor It was a great addition to the Legac, thank you. Even without the continuation you know we crave, we now have a fresh look at every character & Joscelin a balance to Phedre every bit as sincere. Which I figure helps with those producer types as well as the freaky families.

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looks like yacht's back on the menu boys

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@dignut @nookiedog *SWOONS*

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@dignut I'm even more in love with you than I've ever been. Luckily I'm just as besotted with @nookiedog.

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Is there something particularly crazier about bat shit than all other shit?

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@Day_Kiyokki Yus.

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@TimotheosOK Not the most important point, but he doesn't even know it's "go-bag" not "go-back".

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Did Tweetdeck die to "x"?

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@JCareyAuthor Hi. Good job. More, please. #CassielsServant #KushielsLegacy

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@JCareyAuthor Phedre is currently saying farewell to Hedwig and the physical copy has been ordered via a local bookstore. Between that and the recently released UK editions of the trilogy, I'm a very happy fan!

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I work at preschool now as an assistant teacher. Picture it: Today. In a big park.
Kid 1 sprays me with a "lava gun".
I (wearing a tank top) tumble to my death dramatically, closing my eyes.
Other kid who I never see: "Interesting, no armpit hair."
I laughed. Heartily.

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@TimotheosOK Awwww thanks!

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Gosh, thanks everyone. :)

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@TimotheosOK I got a lot of birthday wishes. 🙂