Christopher Prior

Lawyer, sports fan, Twitterer.

[Christopher Prior @chrisprior]

@happy_j @BarneySimon I do not have a podcast. I think you have the wrong Chris Prior.

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@theofficetv 🫴

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@HiltonHonors 49

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@sprintcare It appears to be working now. Will I be compensated for the fact that it was not working all day?

[Christopher Prior @chrisprior]

@sprintcare I have tried restarting my phone and doing the service update several times and cannot make calls.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

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/ > 🦆 psst. look at this duck

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/ > 🦆 𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐓

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

spoOooko halloweem story:
phone ring
birb answer
phone go: "windows is INSIDE THE HOUSE"
too scare
hold me

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Todd. He saved his human from a rattlesnake yesterday. A true h*ckin hero. He’s expected to make a full recovery and has been rewarded our fifth ever 15/10

[Christopher Prior @chrisprior]

What’s the proper emoji for this?

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I’m not lion.

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@ImNotAHRHitter His foot again. Life is pain and darkness.

[S.C. Mouse @SCMouse]

*stirring*

[Christopher Prior @chrisprior]

@ImNotAHRHitter May the birthday be with you.

[Christopher Prior @chrisprior]

@ImNotAHRHitter They can send some 💰 too. Final offer.

[Christopher Prior @chrisprior]

@MearnsPSA Brox Badberger

[✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜 @OmarNajam]

My son 🙋🏽‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Tweet or RT with #HR4HR to donate $1 to hurricane recovery. It's that simple.

[Christopher Prior @chrisprior]

@MattF15 My God. Is Google trying to tell us that Ron Dayne killed Barry Sanders?