chris red(failed) | parody

“you know I always keep my promises” — rp, parody
(pfp and header artworks from @515Limit)

#residentevil #rerp #residentevilrp

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

“𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝, Alpha Team.
We’re here 𝐭𝐨 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶—“

[false @falserecaIl]

you're a Marlboro red in a world of vapes

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

headcanon 171: STARS members and skittles flavours

https://t.co/VaAwORzqYl

[francesca | STARS chris enjoyer .ᐟ @corcnacht]

alright, hear me out (headcanon? kinda? STARS and skittles flavours)

chris picks out the strawberry one by one, believing he could tell them apart blindfolded by taste alone (he failed so far). Feels kinda disappointed that lime doesn’t taste as good as it looks [1/9]

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

“𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝, Alpha Team.
We’re here 𝐭𝐨 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶—“

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

headcanon 170: chris and the STARS christmas tree

https://t.co/39ESRlBHfb

[francesca | STARS chris enjoyer .ᐟ @corcnacht]

STARS decorating their office for christmas and they all bring some crystal balls for the tree. They’re all standard ones, and then there’s chris with one of those homemade macaroni things that claire made when she was a kid, because he wants to look at it even at work

[francesca | STARS chris enjoyer .ᐟ @corcnacht]

alright, hear me out (headcanon? kinda? STARS and skittles flavours)

chris picks out the strawberry one by one, believing he could tell them apart blindfolded by taste alone (he failed so far). Feels kinda disappointed that lime doesn’t taste as good as it looks [1/9]

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

thank you to whoever left this on my
desk at work, I guess? Nice color, at least

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

@PR0JECTWESKER ‘I’m not gay’ then
likes this. Hm, sure, okay, I see you 🙄

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

//stealing this from everyone else

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

@weskertesticle damn, okay, wesker’s right testicle

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

//stealing this from everyone else

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

@lesbiancr0w //exactly omgg 😭☹️ my babiess

[𝐁𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐊𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐇 @HXZXRDPXY]

But like, did they show you the candy first?

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

@HXZXRDPXY …yeah, and it was good candy too

[marcus | re:veronica is coming @racgooncity]

chris writing up his report after the events of re5

[francesca | STARS chris enjoyer .ᐟ @corcnacht]

STARS decorating their office for christmas and they all bring some crystal balls for the tree. They’re all standard ones, and then there’s chris with one of those homemade macaroni things that claire made when she was a kid, because he wants to look at it even at work

[BEAR @Bear1nCrisis]

Everyone knows

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

not funny. Who put this on my STARS vest? I would not fall for this (that one time years ago doesn’t count) and neither should you, kids

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

I grew interested in planes, because I thought a cockpit was a room for silly little gay pilots to meet and have fun. None of them was gay, so I’ve been deceived #givememoregaypilots

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

@scrletmerc don’t we all?

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

A quiet chuckle erupted from his lips, sending a puff of smoke straight through the thin, night air. The streets were illuminated by a variety of colourful lights decorating the few shops working 24/7. And among them, Chris eventually spotted their destination.

“There we are.”

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

“Trust me, there’s not that many cool guys out there. Most of them are just so proud that they make it their whole personality. And before you know, you’ve got like ten dudes all screaming about the same thing.”

New York, from what Chris remembered, was far from variegated.

[CARLOS @50LRAC]

“Yeah,” Carlos exhaled softly, pearly whites on display as he smiled. The thought was enticing. Although, it felt like an unachievable pipe dream: meeting new people just for the sake of meeting them. Strict regulations hardly allowed the time for it. “Yeah. That’d be nice.” ++

[chris red(failed) | parody @chrisredfailed]

“At first I tried gum, then mints, even alcohol once. Nothing really worked. I guess you just get used to it. Or think that it’s a good side effect for a stress reliever you cannot live without.”