chris

[jay @dicaprioburner]

“Do you wanna watch a mov-“

Me asf:

[tv dinner guy (TVDG) @ITweetDinners]

If universal is hiring hot latinas to act like they’re obsessed with me I will deadass be there every single fucking night

[terry funk was better than your favorite @mthieyung]

spiderman actors when there 29 apparently

[FantasyPros @FantasyPros]

When someone sends me a completely fair and reasonable offer for a player on my trade block

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

when they forget to tell me “my pleasure” at Chick-fil-A

[goat ass person @Maria7117585721]

Babies are so fucking annoying like shut the fuck up mini faggot

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF ANY LATINAS ARE UPSET PLEASE DM ME

[leah 🍁 ☻ @shortnsevered]

me when i overhear someone talking about a show i love:

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

everything going on in my life rn

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

My life lately

[Big Berry @The_Big_B_01]

Pain

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[विक्रम 𝘬ꪊꪑꪖ𝘳 🥑🪼 @printf_meme_]

real

[radbro @radbro]

Type of shit I’m on rn