Chrissy

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[Chrissy @chrissyw27]

@MHeanzzzz RUDE!!! Lmao

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@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Shimmer!!! #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Chrissy @chrissyw27]

Reached a new level of embarrassment today when my boss took a seat at the lunch table as I was eating the saddest lunch I’ve ever made in my life

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I think my dog knows I’m moving tomorrow and is mad at me for it and I’m about to not go anymore

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Only in NYC can you walk down the block while simultaneously dealing with one man riding his bike meowing at you and another one in a stormtrooper helmet preaching some sort of religion or politics at you

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@MHeanzzzz Ruh roh

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Who wants to pull a Parent Trap and switch jobs with me?

[elijah🐻🐰 @ThvK00kiee]

ME??? TIRED??? STRESSED??? EXHAUSTED??? I WANNA CRY??? YES.

[Chrissy @chrissyw27]

Silly lil proud moment of the day: I spoke up for myself at work and asked for a raise!! (omg what no way who is she???) Will I get it? Who knows, but proud of myself anyway!!!

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@that_kidbernie Bring a diaper bc it’s spooky enough to make you 💩 ya pants

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Finally saw Multiverse of Madness…and Wanda is still my favorite

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Not a single person has said “Happy Cinco de Mayo” to me today (not even “Happy Cinco de Drinko”!!!) 😪

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Not a single person has said “May the 4th be with you” to me today 😪

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Just for fun let’s get Mambo No. 5 on the Billboard Top 100 again.

[Chrissy @chrissyw27]

One of the greatest achievements in the world is ordering a bunch of clothes and not having to return anything

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Sorry, I don’t think I have the bandwidth for this *gestures towards everything* at the moment

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This stupid man and his stupid big toe…

[HSD💋🪩 @hsdaily]

Harry photographed for Better Homes & Gardens magazine!

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

the most underrated actor of our generation methinks

[Chrissy @chrissyw27]

The sheer happiness and excitement when my coworkers saw the fruit roll-ups I bought today was priceless…..like that could’ve been raisins

[Chrissy @chrissyw27]

I may not have any authority over my coworkers, but I’m in charge of buying the office snacks, which I think is arguably the most powerful position in the office