christa 🐓

your mom goes to college

[300lilglo @balenciaglo]

LMFAO y’all I’m crying. Come look at this shit 💀

[☁️ @kissesinlilacs]

@STOPFLEXIN Don’t forget about Boohbah

[𝕏 @Trekles]

“Actually guys I’m not injured because I dispersed my energy” okay legend

[matty @matthewestradax]

When a baby is staring at me

[Pink Floyd @pinkfloyd]

"If you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life,
dragging behind you the silent reproach of a million tear-stained eyes..." 39 years ago today, Pink Floyd's The Wall was built, and torn down, for the first time, when the album was released. https://t.co/3LBhCnLcdn

[michael @michaelktweets]

🌽: why did the tomato blush

🍅: why

🌽: because he saw the salad dressing

🍅: lol

🍇: I just had surgery

[christa 🐓 @christalane_]

un fucking believable

[christa 🐓 @christalane_]

*puts an entire stick of butter on my waffles* ¨there´s not enough butter¨

[christa 🐓 @christalane_]

there´s so much hate, criticism, and judgment in the world. what is your motive for labeling someone as a hoe based upon what they wear? we need to support each other rather than rebuke each other, not only as girls, but as people too.

[christa 🐓 @christalane_]

me trying to write my college essay

[christa 🐓 @christalane_]

me trying to solve my problems

[12:34 @TheDonJayceon]

Fuck the zoo, fuck the circus, fuck sea world, and fuck any other establishment that enslaves and exploits animals.

[christa 🐓 @christalane_]

rainy days make the best memories