Christy Turner

Security Engineer. McAfee🛡S+. CCNA. Real-life 🦄. Avid postcrosser and attender of InfoSec cons ⌨️

[Christy Turner @christamage]

Oof. https://t.co/yyIbWqDhZn

[🔎Julia Evans🔍 @b0rk]

http status codes

[Melanie Crissey @MelanieCrissey]

Google Calendar is down and I don't know where I am or where I'm supposed to be.

[Greg Oldham @Hax4Coffee]

Kids gave me the coolest shirt for Father’s Day!

[April C Wright @aprilwright]

I wonder what people who see this sticker on my toaster think. 🤔 😏

[CORSAIR @CORSAIR]

This is your RAM.

And THIS is your RAM on Chrome.

[Brian P. Hogan @bphogan]

I’m just tweeting you to see if you got my Slack message about the email i sent you about the calendar invite for the meeting tomorrow.

[InfoSecSean @SeanThePeterson]

Ok everyone, it’s now Winter. Better change your passwords to Winter2018! 😂🤣

[Christy Turner @christamage]

🤣💁‍♀️

[Nick Percoco @c7five]

Me: That’s a great painting you are working on.

10 yo: Thanks, I learned how to do this from a *YouTuber* I watch.

Me: Oh, really?

10 yo: He has this poofy hair and paints stuff like clouds, mountains and trees.

Me: Bob Ross?

10 yo: Yeah! Do you know him?

Me: 🤣

[Stephen Puiszis @scuba__stephen]

The 12 Best Computer Science Books of 2018 @iamdevloper

[Duncan McAlynn @infosecwar]

What do you think will be the biggest threat to cybersecurity in 2019? Please RT for reach.

[Brett Shavers 🙄 @brettshavers]

“This new threat is notable because the malware’s commands are received via a legitimate service, employs the use of benign-looking yet malicious memes, and it cannot be taken down unless the malicious Twitter account is disabled,” wrote researchers. https://t.co/PmZGdyxX2X

[Christy Turner @christamage]

I need that #UglyChristmasSweater 👀

[Christy Turner @christamage]

@faehnrich @nostarch That’s a very kind offer ☺️

[Christy Turner @christamage]

If that's not goals I don't know what is.

[Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes]

I don’t drive a fancy car and I’m pretty frugal, but a great thing about being a totally responsible childless tech professional is being two drinks in with friends then spontaneously deciding everyone at the table has to go to Medieval Times, immediately.

Living the life! 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️

[Mark @markiplier]

I boop’d her snoot

[Christy Turner @christamage]

@JNitterauer You mean "bear-ly" newsworthy? :D

[Audie @_odddie_]

At a catered lunch today, salad went completely untouched, presumably out of concern for the recent E. coli contamination.

Perhaps if we were as vigilant about cybersecurity practices, fewer vulnerabilities would romaine.

[Amy Güth @amyguth]

$200 fine for feeding birds miniature toasts