mr. kennedy

[mr. kennedy @christdelivery]

i like feet now

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

It’s actually gross the amount of money China spends on things like unlimited clean energy for its citizens when it could be sending that money to Israel instead.

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

I tried Coke Zero at lunch instead of Diet Coke. All of the aspartame without any of the refreshment, the glamour, the joie de vivre, the satisfaction of cracking open a cold, glistening can of DC. Insidious beverage.

[ꨄ︎ cosmo ★ @halfc0smic]

day 91 of 100 of posting fe3h memes

never have i felt more called out by a meme lmao

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

at the foot fetishist home good store

[mellipede @fixxieee]

you can pry gender neutral ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ out of my cold dead hands liberal

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

yep

[🦴Burning_Sea Trade🦴 @SeaBurning]

cumming is so embarrassing like, here's whats in my balls i guess

[nathan @nathanrobii]

i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA｜CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS @Hideki_Naganuma]

here hit this

[🏳️‍⚧️Hazel-Bee Writes a Manifesto @MukkyWaffle]

on Plundr, the pirate dating app, accidentally swiped starboard on a siren :/

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

In the Hall of the Mountain King rules because damn that really would be what it’d sound like in the hall of the mountain king

[delilah! 𒉭 @corpseoficarus]

i got so much microplastics in me i could shit out a 3d printed version of the gun used to kill shinzo abe

[Global Dissident @GlobalDiss]

🚨🇺🇸 U.S. Congressman Tim Burchett goes NUCLEAR:

"Any pedophile found guilty of crimes against children should be PUBLICLY HANGED."

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

You know, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance predicted all this

[diana🩷 @Pockicchi]

bro this is the funniest shit i've seen all day i literally keep watching it and laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

[DreddSnail @DreddSnail]

Most vindicated parody video in history.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Male history teachers getting ready to yap for an hour and give you a 100 on a assignment you didn't do

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Zoomer surgeon doing CS:GO knife inspect animations with a scalpel during brain surgery

[海 @stcatss]

oh, não!! minha esposa evoluiu um par imenso de seios. meu churrasco está muito suculento. meu travesseiro está geladinho demais. minha cerveja, muito gelada.