Christopher Robe

maths student - use twitter to tweet pointless stuff, nothing interesting here

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was walking home with @LosCaptainCJ and found a really cool cat and it dribbled on me

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.@ShaunaDevine"can you phone the total toilet?" "You want to find a toilet?" "Yes" "okay, let's go home" "no, I can find it" she wanted weed

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Been days since I last had cheese :O

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Acquired a crib

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. @ShaunaDevine it just makes her vagina shiny

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@DeejaInDistress I do look homeless

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Kicked off the new year with an exciting nap at nando's

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merry christmas

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Turns out @ShaunaDevine is a shlag

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:'( @ShaunaDevine said scout was her one and only. What happened to me being her priority?!?!

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Aww, @ShaunaDevine "like you are alway s my priorty no doubt"

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the awkward moment when you make a dead baby joke and the dude's baby had actually died

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@thhhppppptttt yes, yes I did

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@thhhppppptttt spoilers

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@thhhppppptttt I wish I was offered that stuff now

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@thhhppppptttt where, I've got this boxer chick round, I can set her loose on him

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@thhhppppptttt @HMNayNay used it (not with me)

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@thhhppppptttt that phone has since paid the ultimate price

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@thhhppppptttt but vagina tastes so much better

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Reminiscing about when Salvi took a quiche to metal night