between Henry Nowak, the beheading attempt in Northern Ireland, the rape gang report, and the 3 year old boy thrown into the crocodile pit, I genuinely don't understand how the entirety of the UK is not engulfed in flames right now
My mate wasn’t allowed his England flag in the ground last night because it had a submarine printed on it.
This guys allowed in with a massive bag of white powder which he used to summon some type of injury time levelling demon!
This is freaking hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
Woman: Oh my god. Are you okay?
Man: Yeah, I'm okay.
Woman: What happened?
Man: I was running on the trail and I stepped in some dog shit. And I sat down to try to clean it off my shoe and this guy come running by and he stepped in it. I laughed at him and said I just did that. He come over and fucking punched me in the face like three times and called me a nasty son of a bitch. 🤣🤣🤣
Woman: oh my god, I’m so sorry.