Christian

I forecast space.

[Christian @christiangust]

Omg #seatac has the worst app based pickup

[Christian @christiangust]

If I'm half as cool and half as hot as Stanley Tucci, consider me happy

[Christian @christiangust]

Why does feel like your car drives better on a full take of gas?

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@gage__owen You must hate me then

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Didn't expect to watch this as many times as I did

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Shot out to the social media & marketing girlies for making some of the best advertisements on tiktok

[Christian @christiangust]

Say what you want to say about Katy Perry but California Gurls is, and always will be, a jam

[Christian @christiangust]

Don't call me buddy, ever.

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@MallorySeifert Jealous!

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I drag my feet. Deal with it

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@ashmarieromano 106 unread messages?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!??!

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Fuck, Merry, Killme

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Bevvyy

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@ashmarieromano Yo same

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I definitely social media stalk certain random people I've met (or not) in my life. I am curious if others do the same to me?

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@lobabes

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@kentblev Finally someone said it

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I watch tiktok and see all these people enlighten about some comment someone made... does anyone else just live life as a zombie?

[Christian @christiangust]

Its my delusional world and you're just living in it