Christian Murray

I appreciate food | Local UA 290 | sc: christian541

[Karina Murray @karinamariesack]

Christian and I: why don’t we have more friends?

Also Christian and I:

[Karina Murray @karinamariesack]

Stop bringing your crotch goblins to rated R movies 2022.

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

Cute things my fiance says to me when I'm messing with her:
"I'll kick you in your dick"
"I'll rip your fucking ear off" and
"Tickle me and die"
😍🥰 love her

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

My quick rant for the day: If you put your dishes in the sink with food still on them youre LAZY AF. IT TAKES 2 EXTRA SECONDS TO PUT IT IN THE TRASH. SHIT IS GROSS AND MAKES YOUR KITCHEN STINK. GROW THE FUCK UP

[Karina Murray @karinamariesack]

We picked our wedding date today 🥺

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dogecoin is the people’s crypto

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

Do you ever get so bored you start to clean out your email?

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

@mandimepower Shit is super expensive up here

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

@mandimepower Better wait till you go back down to medford

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

@mandimepower Shut up ya poon

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

We are engaged now bitches!!

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

You know its a good day when you pass a sheriff going 80 mph in a 55 and he doesn't pull you over

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

@mandimepower If you do youre evicted. When you signed the lease in the fine print there's "can't have septum piercing"

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

Got the dog a big ol plush temper pedic dog bed CAUSE I LOVE THAT BITCH

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

Bringing back this gem to the timeline

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Get back inside @nick_colletti

[Carlos @krlkrux]

Do you ever just

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

"PeoPlE sHouldnT bE jOkinG aBOut TruMP gEtTinG CoviD" nah fuck that guy he totally had it coming

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

Got bored while pooping because I didnt have my phone so I started reading the ingredients in the shampoo

[Christian Murray @christianmur541]

@brannnny I had a dream I had a really big weiner, to say the least turns out dreams come true