Christian Tisi

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Summer break from On-Screen Live has robbed us of a massive Tarkin Town conversation. RIPD Bilbo Baggins

@WHMPodcast

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Remember when this was the biggest issue? #torontoduck

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Do you think some animals would benefit from glasses?

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I miss the days when loosing an hour to daylight saving wasn’t murder. #DaylightSavingTime #oldman

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This morning I accidentally kicked my roomba and was immediately mad. Then I realized I can’t be mad at little roomie, he’s doing my chores. It was only afterwards that I realized how dumb it is to be mad at an inanimate object. #itsthelittlethings

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@JayAndDan

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@WolstatSun Some context is missing. Everyone in the league thought that having Vásquez meant you would be able to recruit Durant. Obviously it turned out much better for the Raps but I don’t think anyone in the Bucs organization is loosing sleep.

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#Candyman #Candyman #Candyman #Candyman #Candyman 🐝🙈🐝🙈🐝

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@lemon_candy @CandymanMovie I’m legit terrified to try this... 😳

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The production value of Don’t F**k with Cats on @netflix is impressive #DontFkWithCats

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My short @TheIrishmanFilm review. Joe Pesci is so good when directed. DeNiro phoned it in.

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@TPSOperations @anthonyjeselnik

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@lemon_candy

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So chapters has a mulled wine and gloves scented candle but gloves are an ingredient in mulled wine. Doesn’t that make the pointing out of gloves redundant? #showerthoughts

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I love @MINDHUNTER_ but making a NINE episode season instead of an even ten makes me anxious in a way I don’t like to admit. #ocd #dontanalyzeme

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Great @nbcsnl premiere! @billieeilish was golden. That being said, the best part was the absence of Shane Gillis. #loser

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Elizabeth Debicki was robbed of a nomination from @TheAcademy for @WidowsMovie. The character transformation is both a testament to her and Steve McQueen as a director. #latetotheparty

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@lemon_candy

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@DRPSEastDiv @jenileetisi

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@NetflixIsAJoke Marie Kondo, no other explanation necessary