Chri Chri

[Craig McCart @CJ_McCart]

@edcumming Those early morning gym sessions are obviously needed 🤔

[Swamp Witch Advice @SwampAdvice]

Does the tree waste its life if it stands still and feels the sun? Do the newts waste their lives sleeping under the leaves? Your purpose is to be, and you are excelling.

[zely✧BUY THE SEN BUNDLE @ceooftarik69]

there is no sex i lied you are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes w me

[Daniel Gorman @DanielGorman20]

just told my 11y/o that I was certain about something ‘to a reasonable margin of error’ and she said ‘shut up nerd’ and my wife dropped her bowl from laughing so hard

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey man I think there’s something wrong with the Aesop hand soap in your guest bathroom… I can smell the vetiver root and petitgrain notes but not the bergamot rind. I guess maybe you already know that and you just don’t care??

[for bisexuals @_forbisexuals]

you never know what burdens people are dealing with..

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

me applying for a new job:

[conor shack @ConorShack]

“im neurodivergent” that’s cool man you’re still being an asshole

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

he threw up under my bed so as punishment im giving him body dysmorphia

[the doc @doctornowhere_]

another reminder this exists. my uncle and i get a kick out of it every time we see it. i have it saved in a special camera folder and i always pull it up when im sad because its one of the funniest things ever

[Euphrosene Labon aka Wise El @euphrosene]

And #sausages

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It’s so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they’ve always been out of their fucking minds

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

White ppl will open their relationship just to date another white person like damn poly really did want a cracker

[Andrew Mueller @andrew_mueller]

It can't be *that* boring.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

the er waiting room should have a corner with some tools where you can take a stab at it first

[Georgie Heath🎙️ @GeorgieHeath27]

Surely there’s a TV show in getting 10 normal Brits who think they could make LA28 Olympics and putting them through 4 years of professional training to see how close they can get

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

This man explains D&D to me better than anyone else I’ve ever asked…

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

#BBCBreakfast using the term "anti immigration demonstrations"

Are Ukrainians being attacked? Are white Aussies working in bars being targeted? Or is it black & brown people, regardless of where they were born? & if its the latter is there a better word that can describe that?