sonja morgan’s intern

yeah for sure. no, totally. she/her

[sonja morgan’s intern @christineeeeeo]

My mom: I should’ve made you do dance as kid

Me: yeah but instead you let dad sign me up for softball and then I turned gay

[bill durham @BDurhamSports]

"'I have no life, I love baseball' - Alex Rodriguez"

- Me

[Mattí @vinogarden]

A Rod is so damn likeable. Yea I said it. Guy fkn slurping down a monster at 1am. How can you not be romantic about baseball?

[kyle “big chungus” monangai @sniffmytable]

Playoff baseball is crazy because it’s designed specifically to make you want to kill yourself

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

Dua Lipa I would never let you sit next to marlins man unlike your bitch husband

[ZT @NY_EvilEmpire]

Aaron Boone without his Game 7 walk-off

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

this is going straight into the rotation

[Meggy⁵⁰⁰ @igetsoinspired]

I want to see that movie Bathrooms

[Bat | 🌴 ⊹₊ @cowboymiggy]

i'm woke but not woke enough to stop deadnaming the oakland athletics

[40000 @accidentalgap]

They’re like wanna smoke the shit that makes you dumb and scared and I’m like yesss

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

i keep seeing “i’m single + sad + alone & surrounded by couples 😔🥲” content a lot lately & i think those people would feel a little better if they realized that a lot (a LOTTT) of folks have settled lol. you too could find someone if you threw a standard or four out the window!

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

no matter what’s going on in this country, they’ll never be able to take gay music video night from us.

[˖ 𑣲 𝖘𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝖎.𝖛. 𖤐 @koristoot]

THE ENTIRE @Kori_kiing CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.

as of:
Thursday, September 11th 2025.
Chart WILL be updated.

(note: all characters with complicated makeup/body alterations IE: Koribubu. Will be marked 'Retired' as confirmed by Kori.)

[cole @juul_survivor]

Lets get the conversation started!

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Toni Collette at the end of Hereditary

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

This story always moves me… her joie de vivre… her unburdened spirit… NEVER let eating your airpod get you down!

[ًluna @shivhightower]

liam payne is gonna k!ll him again in hell omg

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[ed @asherw01fe]

Not to be a conspiracy theorist but I believe #they k*lled him to distract people from the fact that Slayyyter is about to drop a new single…

[mike standrealstill @daydenjaniels5]

Tyler’s dad seeing that 100k reward https://t.co/DMrHLt8mOa

[Miles Howard @MilesPerHoward]

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class.

This is Kirk's legacy and you would never know it from reading all these editorial pieces