debaser in the rye

@deathwishinc • lucky forever •

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

I’m a hit at parties

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

@artificialmary @donhertzfeldt are you on the app on an iPhone? for some reason the join button doesn’t show there. log in on web browser, go to his channel, and there should be a join button next to the subscribe button

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

*kinda* rude that you can’t return things to vending machines

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

happy birthday @flickyournic I can’t believe you’re 43 you don’t look a day under 52 🎉

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

@flickyournic disagree 🖤

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

I knew today was gonna be a problem when I started it by making a pot of coffee without the pot 💁🏻‍♀️

[wallace and vomit @lyppylue]

shoving sage up my pussy so men will stop ghosting me

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

@jerrychristmas_ not as much as you two did tho 😍

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

fascinated by missing persons cases where there’s no reason to believe there was foul play. where did you go and how do I get there??

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

@theclemdaddy wicked high dude but like what goes up (that high) must come down ya know so like after the highest kick you gotta be lowest low dude it’s just the way it is

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

12 yrs ago I watched I Love You, Man 3x in one day and in that way I haven’t changed a bit

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

sometimes I stutter even in my own thoughts

[b¡ @unsaiintly]

morning

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

if you have a weird name and appear in movie's closing credits, i will find you and i will say you

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

saving youtube videos to your watch later list is the new browsing netflix aimlessly and never watching anything

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

@RMillsBizDev @newburycomics this is a bad take tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️ and also an example of how not to approach building working relationships

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

@instantweekend I’m feeling a David, Henry, or Fred - that’s the energy back here right now. I also feel very seen. But in a watched kind of way. 🚨

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

pretty sure there’s a ghost at work. saw a someone earlier who isn’t here and now my dog is barking like a maniac at nothing.

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

@sarahschauer flash forward to the next time you see them and they don’t hug you bc they’re like “oh no they’ll think I’m hitting on them” 🤨

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

when you tell someone to “say hi for me” do you think they do it?
o yes
o no
o maybe
ø literally never

[debaser in the rye @christinelaura]

how do people decide what to leave to whom when they’re writing out their wills? I have anxiety just thinking about thinking about it.