Christine

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government's aviation regulator has announced that Santa has received "all necessary approvals" to fly over the UK to deliver presents

[Joe Mackenzie 🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @JoeMackenzie16]

#EELive That's the end of The Fowlers

[Carol Boyle 🧡 @CarolBoyle2]

Can we all agree that Steve McFadden & Lacey Turner have been absolutely outstanding this week ✨️

#EastEnders40
#EELive
#EastEnders

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Could you afford your treatment without the NHS?

We must put a stop to the creeping privatisation of health services in the UK.

Please repost if you agree.

[InternetDave.bsky.social @InternetDave]

Poor private jet owners. May I suggest you cancel your netflix and stop buying expensive coffees. You'll get through this xx #Budget2024

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

OBR confirm that the Tories borrowed an astonishing £127 BILLON.

Never ever let the Tories say ‘they are good at managing the economy’ #Budget2024

[angry buni 🤬 @theangriestbuni]

The perfect Halloween costume doesn’t ex—

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Anne Hathaway is returning for ‘THE PRINCESS DIARIES 3’ and ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2’

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy #Caturday

[In Otter News.... @In_Otter_News2]

An Otter realizing all his cheese has run out...

[Carla Pyne @carlapyne]

I swear, if this gets scrapped, I’m going to flip a fucking table. Why does every government seem to despise single people? We already pay more council tax than someone who is cohabiting, just let us fucking breathe

[Christine @christinevm87]

@leethommo I've got an old TV from around 2000 ish! Non flat screen type! This is how I watch TV daily! 😂😂😂

[Holly Lynch @HollyLynch5]

To all the police officers who have had rest days cancelled this weekend, who have stood sweltering in so much kit in this heat, to be the thin blue line between vile racist thugs and the communities who have more in common, a massive, massive thank you.

[Thin Blue Paw Foundation @ThinBluePaw]

We're deeply concerned regarding the continued use of police dogs in public order incidents without the appropriate personal protective equipment. Police dogs are highly trained to deal with these incidents, but it's irresponsible to be utilising them on the frontline, without stab vests or canine specific first aid kits in police vehicles. We have a duty to ensure the safety and wellbeing of these heroic dogs, and at present they are being let down. We're therefore urging the new Home Secretary @YvetteCooperMP & Policing and Crime Minister @DianaJohnsonMP to commit to reviewing personal protective equipment for police dogs across the United Kingdom. 🐶🇬🇧💙

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is to ‘constult’ (17th century): to act stupidly together.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Every now and then it’s nice to remember this orangutan’s reaction to this trick.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A few smiles, dictionary-style, for those in need: the collective noun for penguins on land is a ‘waddle’, eggs were once known as ‘cacklefarts’, someone in a bad mood would be described as ‘ill-willy’ (or worse, ‘evil-willy’), and to be totally bewildered was to be ‘bumfuzzled’.

[The Goginan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @troutman831]

Couple of interesting maps here

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I have many criticisms of Sunak and the Conservatives but we should all reflect that they have shown no hesitation in accepting the will of the people nor any hint of questioning its legitimacy. Citizens of other nations look on enviously.