Bernard Castle

Jesus saves! But can’t quite gather the ball and presents Lucifer with an easy tap in to complete his hat-trick. Absolute scenes here Jeff.

[Christabel Cooper @ChristabelCoops]

THREAD: The UK is not the only place seeing a recent sharp rise in Covid cases.

Difference is *just like last time* our government had advance warning by looking at other countries. And not only did they do nothing to stop the rise, they actively encouraged it. 1/10

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

This latest stunt by Johnson is honestly like a kid realising he’s losing at a game and throwing the whole board and all the pieces at the wall, while shouting at the other kids for making him do it.
Except the board is our country and the pieces are our livelihoods and future.

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

@MysterySolvent Trumps anus

[Harvey Hawkins @harvhawkscomedy]

Can’t believe it’s nearly lockdown again already. Swear it gets earlier and earlier every year. I walked past a house earlier and he was already watching tiger king and downloading house party. ITS ONLY SEPTEMBER FFS. For me lockdown doesn’t start until I see my 1st banana bread

[Wᴇsᴛ Hᴀᴍ Sᴏᴄɪᴀʟ @WestHamSocial]

You simply cannot go into a new campaign with the exact same starting 11 which finished the last one. No improvements, no competition for places, no momentum or drive. We are in a bad place right now.

Put your hand in your f*cking pocket @davidgold and give Moyes a chance

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

@Chris_Ransom @tonytiger67 We can split the atom, we can unlock genetic code, we can clone sheep but we still are unable to completely describe the ingredients of a scampi. It’s in cods hands.

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

@kitty_kelliher It’s a distraction that shifts your attention from the underhand machinations of this government as well as tasting like shite. Check your pockets. Talk to no one.

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

@whufc_news And again

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

@KarlT0 It’s like it’s the forgotten rhyme

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

Here we go again. #WestHam #PremierLeague

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

@Wobblegob1 Went as a guest of a friend that didn’t show up, he’d overcooked it the night before. Travelled with 2 directors of company I’d just started working for one Leeds and one West Ham,were guests of the head of the Yorkshire police force who advised me 2 conceal my allegiance. Whoops

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

Necromancing the Stone #MakeACelebFilmOrSongMagical

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

@s8nstan Yo Satan thanks for getting me man. 🥺

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

@Sarahjanewoo I am squiffy and I’m trying to regain my composure as I’ve peaked to early

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

@Sarahjanewoo Good for you

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

@UtterLou Held aloft by the foreskin bearers?

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

From man to boy the eternal struggle continues.

[Bernard Castle @christlog]

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