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what's the protocol?

[gee @glow_for_it]

I'm dead see you at my funeral

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Guests at Motel 6's Arizona hotels were detained and deported after employees informed the government about them https://t.co/x4hJByOicx

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Who Trump Has Called Racist on Twitter:
Barack Obama
Bryant Gumbel
Tavis Smiley
Toure
Blackish
Django Unchained

Who He Hasn't:
Racists

[Ezra Koenig @arzE]

don't call yourself a dog lover (or supporter of our troops) if you don't own this $675 dolce & gabbana shirt

[/// @christmancini]

@cyberlilli_ oh my god hahahaha, i have to disagree with myself, to an extent. uh, hello, graffiti, christina!!!

[/// @christmancini]

@cyberlilli_ ffffffffffffffffftttt i'm dying

[/// @christmancini]

I'm not like other girls. I'm a demogorgon

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

Quote of the day, George Orwell, "1984"

[Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark]

Just a reminder that the guy on the left believes he is genetically superior to the guy on the right.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Consider this MY warning: We won’t be silent. We will speak out. And we WILL persist.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

sorry i havent been tweeting that much lately its just that its difficult to think of tweets when u cant stop screaming

[/// @christmancini]

still true https://t.co/WJ0yv3jIVo

[/// @christmancini]

This is my all-time favorite paparazzi photo @rihanna

[/// @christmancini]

fuck tom brady fuck bill belichick fuck bob kraft fuck donald trump

[Paul, aspiring surfer @YesNoSuper]

I am hoping to get reincarnated as an episode of New Scandanavian Cooking

[Nick @NickSchug]

There's so much terrible stuff happening that I'm worried we can't adequately grasp the weirdness of this.

[/// @christmancini]

When life hands you lemons, watch Post Malone's video for "Congratulations"

[Barry Meade @Fireproof_Barry]

This was just tweeted then deleted. This is subversion now. Oh well, best RT it then.

[Eli Terry @EliTerry]

sean spicer looks like the guy in the group of survivors that hides the fact he was bitten by a zombie

[/// @christmancini]

Piers Morgan smells like a big fat deuce