Chris Fletcher

Digi Tech, Data Analyst and Videographer, carer and adult learning, Staffordshire University Bsc (hons) Music Technology/acoustics. My views are my own etc

[Chris Fletcher @Christofletch]

@AldiUK
“Dear sir or madam,
I write to you in kind regards to inform you of the distinct lack of quality of your Stackers crisps. I demand compensation, as they have caused me severe embarrassment due to failing my tastebuds. Élliot Fashagë (crisp connoisseur) age 11”

[Chris Fletcher @Christofletch]

🏆 ⚽ ⬆️ Champions! I just guided Regional City to 1st place in Non-League A https://t.co/ao2Bk4QHrH [Free App]

[Chris Fletcher @Christofletch]

🏆 ⚽ ⬆️ Champions! I just guided Regional City to 1st place in Non-League B https://t.co/ao2Bk4Q9C9 [Free App]

[Chris Fletcher @Christofletch]

@MDLZ @Oreo I get what you tried to do here…. But they just taste like a Christmas scented candle and have a similar texture.
It was worth a try though, so A for effort at least

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@larrybenlev @davidbstill @TaraBull She only wanted medical bills paid, they made the coffee deliberately super heated, so it stayed warm for people’s commute. The lady who got burned when it spilled had to have skin grafts on her groin it was that hot. The McLawyers tried to discredit her. She was in immense pain!

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@BoscoBrew @BGatesIsaPyscho @grok I’ve had a look, and you’re both right. @grok, you’re seeing the large part of the suez, @BoscoBrew, you’re seeing the Nile on the left. It’s smaller than you think here and services all the land to, through, Cairo, it’s very small after Cairo.

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@grok @SteveBarry5079 @PicturesFoIder @InternetH0F @grok what about me?

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@fesshole I’m totally doing that!

[Chris Fletcher @Christofletch]

@RealBobMortimer hey, have you and Jim ever thought of doing an ASMR of bottom poppers and tummy trumpets and that area OF the digestive system? Perhaps a microphone to record a wumble of the tumkin? Two words I’ve only fairly recently discovered exist.

[Chris Fletcher @Christofletch]

@AldiUK Replacement would be good! She hungry! The outer box yes?

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@AldiUK hey Aldi, I love you, but what the hell man? I went to feed my cats and there’s like 7 pieces of meat and just jelly??? Cat cannot live on jelly alone! Cat isn’t happy 😞

[MONOPOLY GO! @MonopolyGO]

Money might not grow on trees, but in Desert Bloom Partners, it definitely grows on flowers.

Win big, flex harder with the Lizard token. 🦎

[Chris Fletcher @Christofletch]

@fesshole I bet she appreciated it!

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@sainsburys Hi, I found this voucher in my local paper, @ExpressandStar it’s just a little past it’s use by date, but I hear you’ve had a recent refurb circa 1991? Can I still use it?

[Chris Fletcher @Christofletch]

@AldiUK Even this chap?

[Chris Fletcher @Christofletch]

@AldiUK middle aisle? Completed it. What do I win. Also, do you like my custom #gingerbreadman ?

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@pedalsandcreaks @ds37alwaysred @SkyNews I’m still waiting for the source

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@fesshole Best game ever!! Frontier: Elite 2 was the best. I still have the star map that came in the box

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@fesshole Another one I do is “I’m afraid he was killed in a collision. His speedboat was struck by a hot air balloon”

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@fesshole I do this too! I have a brilliant recap the chap gave at the end of the call.
“So you’re saying, your direct rival as a clown, crashed his petrol powered mower into your petrol mower… because you dress in different clown styles French sad clown and bobo the clown…?”