My wife and I hate Trump but as Christians we’re praying for him in church today.
Dear Lord, we pray for this mf to lose by a landslide and disappear from our lives forever. Amen!🙏
If I can see it coming. If Trump loses, the election commentariat is going to blame Trump's mistakes in the last week. You know who won't get credit they deserve? Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, Liz Cheney, and tens of millions of women who will be responsible for defeating Trump.
Kamala, take my palmala.
The American people want to stop the chaos and end the dramala.
With a cool new step-mamala.
Get back in our pajamalas and watch a rom-comala.
Like Legally Blondela.
And start decorating for Christmas, fa la la lala.
Because what do we always say?
Keep Kalmala and carry onala.
Well done, SNL 👏