Kristoffer Louis, GeD

GED certified—because even Einstein didn’t finish high school. Professional overthinker, part-time genius, full-time vibe curator.

[Kristoffer Louis, GeD @christopherSr91]

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[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Sometimes you have to remember that God has a better plan for you entirely.

[CNBC @CNBC]

Jeff Bezos: "If I do my job right, the value to society and civilization from my for-profit companies will be much, much larger than the good that I do with my charitable giving."

[🤺 @philfanacc]

bruh idc about the White House getting shot up put the Wolves back on my screen my nigga

[Future 42 @future42org]

The Chief Architect of the Income Tax was asked "Is income property?" and..uh...just watch.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is felt by others.

The same thing happens when you’re stupid.

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

BILL BURR SAYS THAT REAL #NFL FANS DO NOT GO TO SUPER BOWL PARTIES.

“If you’re a true fan, you do not go to SB parties because it’s all a bunch of losers who don’t watch it all year”

“They talk during the game & then they shut up during the commercials”https://t.co/F0dm3uVel2

[R.F. Kenmore @rfkenmore]

Pretty much go to bed and wake up thinking about this clip

Lives in my head

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Dave Ramsey In Critical Condition After Learning Of 50-Year Mortgage https://t.co/CH77RUn7dV

[Decentralized Conviction @DcntrlzdCnvctn]

@JJWatt for those that dont understand baseball, this is like a QB throwing 300 yards and 4 TDs but also 4 sacks as a defensive end in the same game

[BLACK FLAG 💨🏴🇺🇸 @FlagBlack007]

Vick let Vlad know he didn't switch on who he grew up with when he made it . 🫡🏴

[Zyan @ZyanBizBoost]

In 1995, Pepsi offered a $33 million fighter jet for 7 million Pepsi Points.

They thought it was a joke.

But this 21-year-old took them seriously, found a loophole, and demanded the fighter jet for his 7 million Pepsi Points.

Here's the wildest lawsuit in advertising history:

[Jil Theo @theo_jil]

I'm 54.

I wasted 24 years learning this the hard way. But I'll teach you in 5 minutes.

If you're soft, stop reading now.

Here are 24 uncomfortable truths I wish I knew earlier:

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

A guy I know applied for a part time role in the Indiana Jones show at Disney on a whim.

No acting or stunt background. Just the right size. Thought it would be fun.

He didn’t tell his kids. Just showed up today in costume and surprised them with his debut.

We went to see him and I figured he’d be an extra or in the background or something.

Nope. Here he is fighting Indiana Jones in the final scene.

I almost spit out my drink. Absolutely badass.

The legend of this Dad just grew in his kids’ eyes.

Turns out you can just do things.

[Kristoffer Louis, GeD @christopherSr91]

@DisrespectedThe Exactly that.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Met a billionaire for breakfast

I ordered pancakes and chocolate milk

He ordered a 32 egg omelette

I gasped

The bill came out to $957 thanks to his meal

He paid with his Amex Black Platinum Gold Medallion Card

I asked why he got such an expensive meal

"Don't worry, I always get my money's worth," he said, chuckling.

He then went to the restroom and completely destroyed the plumbing.

The business had to pay $2,700 to get the problem fixed

Guess who owns the plumbing company right next door...

Billionaires operate on a different level

[Kristoffer Louis, GeD @christopherSr91]

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