christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩

Designer. Illustrator. Artist. Activist. Writer. Homotextual. Gummy bear addict. Cash App: $ChristopherBird13

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.

I arrived exactly when I meant to.

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

@DustinGrowick

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

@people You’ve made a mistake about “Renfield,” citing Cage as playing the titular character, when in fact he plays Dracula. Nicholas Hoult plays Renfield.

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

@The_1_spitter Dilly is defo my fave

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

Yeehaw two more days til the track’s out 🤠

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

@AdamBoArt SOOOOO good 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

While #Disenchanted loses a little of the magic (pun intended) of its originator, it more than makes up for it in style and LOTS more singing. No bubble baths here, but the villainesses delight with plenty of venom in their duet, and Idina Menzel gets the showstopper we deserved.

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

@daveblev I’m not sure yet. I don’t have Tribel, but I’ll look into it.

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

Time to say goodbye, Twitter. I won’t be part of this death march, and I want nothing to do with the pure idiocy about to be spewed by TFG and retweeted by Musk’s army of incel man-children. ✌🏼 #ByeTwitter

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

It’s been fun and weird being part of this experiment since it began. I’ll miss it. Catch me on Mastodon.

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Trump doesn’t need a Twitter account, he needs a commissary account.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

this guy is so full of shit

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

Such a foul mouth.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Good Afternoon, Twitter.

cc: @pasekandpaul

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

@VancityReynolds @MattDentler @pasekandpaul VULGAR

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

#AChristmasStoryChristmas was surprisingly moving, and an excellent (proper) sequel to the original. (We don’t talk about that *other* sequel.) Tons of heart, some serious laughs, wonderful Christmas cheer, and great callbacks to the classic story. I might have cried.

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

It’s insane to think about Mara Wilson AND HER COUSIN BEN SHAPIRO ever co-existing peacefully. I had NO idea they’re related.

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

Every time someone lets Idina Menzel belt I find myself muttering under my breath, “god fuck you bitch I love you so much”. It’s our thing.

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

My one big critique is how silly Patrick Dempsey is forced to be. Robert is mostly insufferable in Monrolasia, and turning the Prince trope on its head didn’t work quite as well in this case. #JusticeForMcDreamy

[christopher bird 🏳️‍🌈✨🦖🦩 @christopherbird]

But, seriously, tho: Nancy’s big plot device of a solo is Idina Menzel at her Idina-est and outdoes every ounce of “Frozen”, 1 & 2.