Chris Carter

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

@elizabeth_0227 I want to murder everyone

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

I feel like this should have some type of black magic in it. http://t.co/FKe5yf24

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

WWWWEEEEEER

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

Got the GoPro. Ready to go get terribly injured. http://t.co/qVJI61G7

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

Got bored and made an Up movie poster. Wut http://t.co/xYbbv84y

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

Some school in a super sketchy area of Winston @durham_tyler

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

Got up here and legitimately thought I couldn't get down. http://t.co/CKc3HGRc

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

Probably wont be doing this for a while again. http://t.co/Wg3awCnD

[Tyler Durham @durham_tyler]

Noshavember has begun.

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

Just saw an old woman trick or treating. Made me really happy for some reason

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

@elizabeth_0227 I needed sleep.

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

@elizabeth_0227 donde esta mi gato?

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

Don't have weird dreams about me or something. @elizabeth_0227

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

Nuts and cheese

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

Pretty excited to be moving

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

LOOFAH! @elizabeth_0227

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

Had to drive and show up at my house at 3 a.m not wearing any pants.
I'd call it a pretty successful night.

[Chris Carter @christopherdc_]

The best memories in life are those which happen unexpectedly.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There is a book called "The Snuggie Sutra" which contains 85+ sex positions that can be done with a snuggie.