Chris Goddard

Tweeting for the likes since '91

[Chris Goddard @christophergodd]

@mrswalkerteach @DeputyGrocott Apologies for the delay. *read in a pirate voice* What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!

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@mrswalkerteach My boss does this with my emails so I respond to them.

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@mrswalkerteach ……with your toddler…..? 🤔

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

This is fabulous. ⬇️

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@ladbible @HeinzUK @IcelandFoods @mattabell_10

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@PhysicsJo @mrswalkerteach Same tbf, and I haven’t even got a child.

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Business idea: audiobooks you can read.

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@mrswalkerteach Could call it the Rise n Shine principle… you’re welcome 😌

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@tobes_123 Thanks Toby. Just so simple. Medically I’m not to sure on the details but honestly hope this helps a few people.

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Coffee cures headaches! Why is no one talking about this?! Had a headache this morning. Had coffee. No headache 🤯

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@OliverJGoddard Fast, cheap, small/light and sharp. The 🐐 lens. Cost has to play a role in this. It’s unreal quality for the price it is.

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@OliverJGoddard Bit late. A baby already got into your house.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

The car crash interview of the year as Justice Secretary Dominic Raab shamelessly defends the indefensible

Superb from @susannareid100 @GMB

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@glastonbury 🫣🥳🎵

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@SoVeryBritish @mattabell_10

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@OliverJGoddard Oh no! Is it…being sel-fish, and this is just a humble brag about being a great dad 🧐

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@mrswalkerteach @OwlHandsOnDeck Yer they were, but wow, nostalgia hit right here, my word.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

211 Conservative MPs are fine with this 👇

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@mrswalkerteach Understood 🤫