christy t.

could probably be worse

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Brock Purdy was always destined for greatness

[christy t. @christythompso]

@KeatonJFish you’re right i shouldn’t bully you your sports teams make your life hard enough

[christy t. @christythompso]

@KeatonJFish saw this and thought “we should bring bullying back”

[christy t. @christythompso]

i’m not sorry for crying in the backseat of my uber. not my fault you played stand by me

[christy t. @christythompso]

really glad my airpods weren’t connected and “SOUTH SIDE ON THE TRACK” just blasted in my office

[christy t. @christythompso]

did you guys know if from cincinnati?

[christy t. @christythompso]

nothing better than drinking at the airport bar by yourself. literally nothing

[christy t. @christythompso]

paying $45 for gas once a week makes me sick

[christy t. @christythompso]

jake gyllenhaal might be the most hated man in america today

[christy t. @christythompso]

i bet this is hard to believe but it turns out drinking vodka redbulls all day leads to crippling heartburn

[christy t. @christythompso]

spent my childhood going to this aquarium

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

weird flex from an aquarium

[christy t. @christythompso]

@chaserupiper i have had it up to here

[christy t. @christythompso]

hey men, try telling a story without saying “me and my buddy…” i dare you.

[christy t. @christythompso]

@KeatonJFish look who’s talkin

[christy t. @christythompso]

everybody i know is getting engaged

[christy t. @christythompso]

i should have walked onto iowa state, Prohm would’ve loved me - tanner white

[christy t. @christythompso]

who’s gonna take the guy working out in soffe shorts to prison

[christy t. @christythompso]

did you guys know that tanner white has pandas

[𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙟𝙖 @sunnydrip]

me, debilitatingly anxious: i don’t give a fuck

[jose @hoesayb_]

don’t you ever leave us like that again