chris ditchburn

Hmmm

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

@JamesMoir10 What’s the funniest angle you’ve ever put a plate in a dishwasher? Hope you don’t mind the personal question.

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

@Michael1979 @Michael1979 , I owe you a most sincere apology. I misread the heading as “professional carpeter” and then made myself moderately angry at the thought of a carpeter trying to prove themself by making tables. I’ve let carpenters, carpeters, you & myself down.

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

@MonicaLewinsky Happy Birthday 🥳

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

Impressed with WindScribe VPN. Used to access my streaming services whilst outside of the UK on hols. All for free, too.

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

@smcgregor101 Bugger. I forgot to watch this before my subscription ran out.

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

@RealBobMortimer I’ve heard a rumour that it’s good

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

@smcgregor101 😱

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

@smcgregor101 Ah. Will have to stream it. Never seen it but I love her in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

[Luke McManus @lukemcmanus]

One the pleasures of touring with a film is going backstage at cinemas into projection rooms. The one at @DCAdundee is the best one yet! Antique machinery, cool memorabilia. A treasure trove for cinegeeks! @northcircular_ screens at 6pm - tickets here https://t.co/DzkfnfbbAv

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

@alice_ewen Congratulations 😊

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

That was beautiful @rheaseehorn - thank you for bringing us Kim x 🙌

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

Nick Pope, though

[Alexey Navalny @navalny]

1/23 Normally, you could easily get killed in prison for something like that. 

They would just lock you up in the SHU and beat you to death. This kind of behavior looks way too cheeky in the eyes of the prison administration.

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

@SophiaMyles I hope you have the best day EVER Sophia

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

@Michael1979 @brenda_slattery Have you considered writing a tome on Blue Wheelie Bins? (1998-2003 : The Glory Years)

[chris ditchburn @chrisvet99]

@tedkravitz It’s a McLaren Sandwich with Alpine Bread, not an Alpine Sandwich. (Just like you don’t have a bread sandwich with ham in it)😊😉

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

@SuellaBraverman WINSTON CHURCHILL FOUNDED THE ECHR TO PROTECT US FROM YOU x