chris whiteway

I’m a dad now, so I can get away with telling dad jokes

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@BTCC Long race weekend when you get to Croft

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@ScottHanson @nflnetwork 20 weeks of commercial filled waiting….

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@andyecfc Funny, that if it was Man Utd getting a winner chalked off, everyone would be loving it.
That being said, Man City fans must be delighted to have an easier game for the final now

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@SeabrookCrisps Akbar’s jalfrezi

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@andyecfc 100% agree with this

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@andyecfc They’ve even found a way to make the crappy wheel hubs look good too

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@KelloggsUKI thank you for bringing back chocolate cornflakes

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@ScottHanson Here’s hoping

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@andyecfc By this standard that means drunk drivers who wipe out an entire family in a car accident can get off Scott free because they had no control over their actions, the worlds gone too soft, especially on criminals

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@andyecfc @LasVegasLocally Also American football gets 1st priority over any other sport so between sept and feb F1 gets watched on a week day

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@andyecfc @LasVegasLocally I’m with @andyecfc on this, I watched the Vegas race this evening, (Monday) and I always record the race, it’s about the only sport I record as I can then fast forward the inevitable boring bits, and also watch when the kids are in bed.

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@andyecfc Surely they could of got professionals to remove the bats lol hopefully now something will happen, I’m guessing there’s bats in the roof of hook and parrot as well 😂

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@andyecfc We drove past there this morning and I said the place needs bulldozing down and made into something nice

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@andyecfc Now I’m more suspicious I’m being listened to through the cars radio

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@OFalafel I was at the beach once, and saw someone go in the water with a pot of houmous, I asked him what he was doing, and he replied, “I’m taking a dip in the sea”.

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@andyecfc @SkySports Apart from between September and February

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@FacesPics2 these screws look like the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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@andyecfc 2 down

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@eve_sleep Especially challenging when you guys send us a bed with a headboard that’s the wrong size and don’t respond to us, even more challenging is being over 6 foot tall and having to get up off the floor each morning for the last 12 days and counting.

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@LewisHamilton Hopefully he will race in the @BTCC and we will still have a Vettel and Hamilton on the same grid