Chris

Honestly I’m just here for the food

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down ?😭😭

[Chris @chrixg1]

@Clav0Updates The interviewer is hotter then him 😂

[🕊 @boytrickz]

thanking God in advance for all the blessings coming.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

May doors of opportunities open for you in this new month of July. 🙏🏽

[gara @anggarasamvdr]

manifesting july is better than june

[Chris @chrixg1]

Under the jail now

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

I just want to be successful thats all..

[Tyler is finishing a book, slow to reply @TylerAlterman]

I know sport mania happens commonly in other cities, but it's hard to communicate how unusual it is for NYC – at this level of intensity.

Last night I was at a hippie "love salon" full of dancer types. It was humid and hot so mostly we were lying on the floor and singing silly improvisational songs. But at some point, someone announced that the Knicks were making a 25+ point comeback.

We put the night on pause to break out a laptop. Someone found an illegal streaming site to watch the game live, and soon enough we found ourselves screaming at the screen. Our screams were matched by screams from across the city that swelled through the open window.

EB White once wrote:
"New York is peculiarly constructed to absorb almost anything that comes along (whether a thousand-foot liner out of the East or a twenty-thousand-man convention out of the West without inflicting the event on its inhabitants, so that every event is, in a sense, optional, and the inhabitant is in the happy poistion of being able to choose his spectacle and so conserve his soul."

The only time I remember an event breaking "absorption" like this and spreading through the entire city was when Obama got elected.

I don't feel very connected to professional sports, but I'm currently in awe of its ability to raise the vibe of an entire populace. Until this whole Knicks contagion, there was widespread agreement that the vibe here had become quite BAD since covid. Burned out. Antisocial. But last night, trucks were honking and people outside of bars were bellowing back at them in joy before hugging and kissing strangers. What a sight!

Everyone now seems convinced that this will be the greatest NYC summer ever.

[Chris @chrixg1]

He’s literally a dickhead 😂😂

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Man's penis and nose accidentally swapped in medical mistake: �

[Chris @chrixg1]

That cat def running away again

[Monster_ZRO @senpai_yolo]

MY CATS BEEN MISSING FOR OVER A MONTH AND TODAY SHE WAS FOUND AND TURNED INTO THE VET!!

IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW😭 MY GIRLS HOME

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Wait, so we were told to take shorter showers, turn off the tap while brushing our teeth, and conserve water at every opportunity… but data centers can show up and use millions of gallons like it’s nothing?

[Chris @chrixg1]

Restaurants should give their recipes if they close down

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

My favorite tacos ever was from a taco truck at a car wash lol

I got tacos for lunch there literally every day

When the guy told me he had to close up shop, I asked how he made the green sauce

He said “I’m not giving you my recipe are you fucking crazy”

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

my dad got a hospital bill last month.

went in for chest pain. stayed 2 nights. nothing serious.

the bill was $34,000.

insurance covered $21,000

we owe $13,000.

he's 67 retired on a fixed income.

i went back and looked it up.

the hospital reported $2.1 billion in revenue last year.

$2.1 billion and they're billing a 67 year old retired man $13,000 for 2 nights.

[Chris @chrixg1]

@cyluzz_ They would not be my friends after this

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝𒀭 @dvxenrx]

please if you are no longer interested in someone let them know. slowly distancing yourself, ignoring calls, and giving halfhearted responses hurts them more than simply being honest.

[Chris @chrixg1]

@RevivedLotor I will say his face is not that bad despite the acne, he would have a good complexion if he took care of himself

[Chris @chrixg1]

Can they make steroids that don’t have any side effects?