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I need an agent (a secret agent)

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Riddle me this, Batman: where did I leave my keys?

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Yeah I’ve read that book you’re talking about, but why don’t you go through the entire plot for me anyway

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Nobody tell me how Predator ends. Wait never mind I figured it out. Arnold kills Dumbledore

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@bluemoonseattle How do I sign up for the Comedy Crater? Do I just tweet at you guys?

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@DICEfigge Do you plan to address the spawn, vehicle, and teamwork issues that many players have? Reference (reddit) http://t.co/zWC7ZToX6f

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@brookecyan How does one get into writing for such an amazing show like The Flash? Love the work you do and want to do it myself!

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@iTempp food poisoning most likely. I'm your expert for anything and everything to do with gastro

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@iTempp lol what about climate change and the failing of conservation that the industrial rev also brought?

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@iTempp did u know that a guy surgically removed his rib to suck his own dick?

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@iTempp Yeah man people give rain a bad rep. I love the sound of rain hitting anything.

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@iTempp and wait for the email. Or contact support. Not sure that it's worth it since it will come out in a day anyways

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@iTempp go to ea.com and create an account. Say that you forgot ur password and type in your gt. Then change your email to your current one

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@iTempp I know how u can get one

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@iTempp haha I love homo animals. Haven't gotten scan results back but thanks for asking. bf3?

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@Battlefield How will I know when the Medal of Honor LE Beta for BF3 starts? I do own a new copy.

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@TheRealMarkOfJ i've been rolling in SnD all day man hit me up. i'll bring my subbies if we need extras.

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My mom just called me sperm boy.

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Ummmm what exactly do you guys want to see from my twitter?

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@Kigar Yep I got it from you :)

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Completed every achievement for Lego: Batman. Wow where did my life go.