Nairobi Nyumbani

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Gooner, Top of the table

[Bobo @WambuiMuchiri_]

LRT: Please apply for the free Japanese language lesson offered by their Embassy in Nairobi if you’re interested in being a multilingual speaker 😉

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Before which Court will they arraign C J David Maraga? Some actions and decisions by the Executive are often outrightly stupid.

[Eric @amerix]

We have really gone through a lot as a nation.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The day the Camel babes will remove the curtains, the Tilapia Babes will vacate Kenya! Heshima Itadumu!

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Wherever West Ham number 19 is, I hope he’s having a good day.

[Paisy @paisylynn]

It was raining, so I boarded a boda.
The rider kept telling me, “Kaa karibu kidogo na unishikilie.” I refused because I know some of their tricks,unnecessary braking every few seconds to feel your boobs.

We reached a muddy, flooded road and the boda hit something.
Next thing I knew, I was floating on air.💀

I landed perfectly in the mud like I was auditioning for a wrestling match .

The rider looked back, saw what had happened, then accelerated and disappeared.
He didn't even wait for his fare. 😭😭💀

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

David Maraga arrested

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Shakira and Hanifa ganged up to cancel Maraga only to find a hostile ground.

They haven’t tweeted for 4 days 😂

[Ian Wafula @Ian_Wafula]

We found evidence of construction going on inside the Nairobi National Park but @KWSKenya just confiscated our drone. Currently protests by lobby groups and environmentalists are going on over the construction.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

I have seen some people chide this man. Say what you want but...

This man woke up, counted his fare, boarded a matatu with a paper bag of chips, chapo and avocado, and still showed up. Millions of fathers cannot even name the school. Some cannot even name their own child. This one knew the visiting day date, packed what he could afford, and made the journey. The food was not fancy. The effort was everything.

HE SHOWED UP!!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Five mattress companies in Kenya are suspected of working together to fix prices.

These companies include Bobmil, Superform, Foam Mattress, Jumbo and Vitafoam.

[They are now under investigation by the competition watchdog].

[Sporsal @sporsAlll]

🗣️ Achraf Hakimi: "Hiba Abouk ile evliliğimin henüz ikinci ayındaydık. Bir sabah küçük bir tartışma yaşadık ve bana her an boşanma davası açabileceğini, açarsa da servetimin yarısını alacağını söyledi.

O an bir servet avcısıyla yaşadığımı anladım. Anneme gidip durumu anlattım. Annem, 'Oğlum, seni 9 ay karnımda taşıdım, buralara gelmek için çok çalıştık. Hiçbir kadının seni yıkmasına izin vermem' dedi. Futbol oynarken giydiğim formaya kadar her şeyimi annemin üzerine yaptık.

Boşanma davası açıp servetimin yarısını istediğinde hiç oralı olmadım. Beni mahvedeceğini söylediğinde içimden güldüm. Mahkemede hiçbir şeyim olmadığını, bize annemin baktığını öğrendiğinde şok oldu.

Mahkemede boşanıyoruz diye değil, geldiği gibi eli boş dönüyor diye ağladı. Erkekler; arkadaşlarınız, eşleriniz size ihanet edebilir ama bir annenin sevgisi her şeyden üstündür."

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Christian Eriksen has collapsed on the pitch during the Denmark vs. Ukraine game.

Prayers for Eriksen. 🙏

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Siku Kenya tutacheza World Cup, that year the tournament will be all about us. Social media presence yetu ni ngumu kumatch, the memes will be crazy.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The camera man ate.

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

Pale highschool 2018 principal alitukubali tuwatch World Cup final ya France na Croatia ndio tusichome dorms only to end up kuchomwa after the final whistle. Hiyo siku niliona a grown man akilia juu amekuwa outsmarted by youths.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

You’re asking us what Mikel Arteta won as a player, oya, put on the table what Sir Alex Ferguson won as a player first.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

1. Lipia Badge.
2. Saka 500 verified.
3. Fikisha right impressions.
4. Invest Kwa MMF ama Sacco.
3. Chukua loan Kwa Sacco Jenga rentals.
4. Chukua loans on rentals Jenga ghorofa.
5. Chukua loan Kwa ghorofa Jenga an estate.

That's how generational wealth is created.

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

You will be surprised how the Bag ya Dj Lyta may become the most watched one. I know my tribe

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Gen Zs who move like millenials hunishangaza sana. Vyama na merry go rounds ni za nini kijana mdogo.