sharktic monkeys

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advocate for cannibalism, professional hater and consumer of redbull.

I'm hot so pay me please⬇️

[sharktic monkeys @chronicallymio]

very many. i love punk rock.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read.

[eryn @eryn_27]

got that cptsd (crazy pussy tightness disorder)

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

my sex drive is entirely too high for the amount of sex i'm not having

[A @ver45sk]

my favorite ice cream flavor is when inexperienced tops go from clumsy and uncoordinated to a little mean and rough and unabashed because now that they know how it feels they can’t stop it feels too good too warm too tight just a little more baby a little more can’t stop now

[tifa ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ഒ @22crushonyou22]

vampire trying to be subtle: yeah just let me drink wine out of ur supraclavicular fossa ... yea red wine ... dark red wine ..........

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

don’t cry babygirl it’s nothing 3 joints and jerking off face down on the mattress can’t fix

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Friend: “You take promises really seriously, don’t you?”

Autistic person: “I thought that was the point of a promise.”

[a @gnosticse]

if we dating i will get you sexually frustrated just to amuse myself

[JohnsonWx @225MPH_EF4]

Meteorologists be like

Yeah it may or may not happen idk

[𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @chuuniprincess]

doms referring to themselves as their
titles 💭💭 talking in third person 💭💭

[Papa Blu @DadaknowsBwest]

Some guided masturbation where I overstimulate you. Calling you the most disgusting names then babying your for doing your best for me. (Me and who)

[jubi🧁 @puppipawwss]

i need to get high n taken advantage of

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

terrible time to have a history degree & pattern recognition skills

[OTUS Project @project_otus]

No words. Here is a peak at one of our most incredible drone flights around a #tornado to date near Tulliby Lake, AB.

The odds were completely stacked against us on this one, but thanks to some determination to make the 18 hour drive up here pulling an all-nighter, and brilliant forecasting by Nelson Tucker we were able to see this beauty.

This will likely be one of our last intercepts of the season, thank you so much to everyone for following along as we press on to properly measure tornadoes to push weather science forward!

#stormchasing #nature #weather

[Max Velocity @MaxVelocityWX]

You could fit 3 Rhode Islands in this tornado warning

[々 @ayospawned]

the neurodivergent tendency to never initiate a conversation but be very social and bubbly when approached

[sharktic monkeys @chronicallymio]

egg velocity

[Max Velocity @MaxVelocityWX]

WHY IS THIS THE FIRST THING I SEE ON @StormCat5_'s STREAM

[mutt @flikkiz]

"does the mutt want a treat?" and it's just your owner unbuckling their belt

[Mynx ♡ @lewdMynx]

Do y'all also always hope neck kisses turn into neck bites or am I simply an animal?