Chronic Conditional Probabilities

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I got Jon Stewart to help me explain to Jon Stewart, some of the reasons why people are wearing masks.

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@SenBillCassidy I wonder if there’s a way you could have prevented this

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@JoeBiden You didn’t agree on much, except war crimes. Lockstep there.

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@KamalaHarris BREAKING: Experts Still Unsure Why Democrats Keep Losing, Blame iPhones or TikTok or Something, but Certainly Not Tweets Like This

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Let’s remember Charlie Kirk by his best work.

Black people
“Happening all the time in urban America, prowling Blacks go around for fun to go target white people, that’s a fact. It’s happening more and more.”

Black pilots
“If I see a Black pilot, I’m gonna be like, ’Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’”

Black women
“They're coming out, and they're saying, 'I'm only here because of affirmative action.' Yeah, we know. You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person's slot to go be taken somewhat seriously."

Civil rights
“We made a huge mistake when we passed the Civil Rights Act in the mid-1960s.”

Death penalty
"[Death penalties] should be public, should be quick, should be televised… I think at a certain age, it’s an initiation… At what age should you start to see public executions?"

Democrats
“The Democrat Party supports everything that God hates.”

Empathy
"I can't stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up new age term that does a lot of damage."

Feminism
“Reject feminism. Submit to your husband, Taylor. You're not in charge."

Gay people
“You might want to crack open that Bible of yours. In a lesser referenced part of the same part of scripture, is in Leviticus 18 is that, ‘thou shalt lay with another man shall be stoned to death.’ Just sayin’! So Miss Rachel, you quote Leviticus 19… the chapter before affirms God’s perfect law when it comes to sexual matters.”

George Floyd
“This guy was a scumbag.”

Great Replacement Theory
“It's not a Great Replacement Theory, it's a Great Replacement Reality. Just this year, 3.6 million foreigners will invade America. 10-15 million will enter by the end of Joe Biden's term. Each will probably have 3-5 kids on average while native born Americans have 1.5 per couple. You are being replaced, by design.”

Guns
“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.”

Jews
“Jewish donors have been the number one funding mechanism of radical open-border, neoliberal, quasi-Marxist policies, cultural institutions and nonprofits. This is a beast created by secular Jews and now it’s coming for Jews, and they're like, ‘What on Earth happened?’ And it's not just the colleges. It's the nonprofits, it's the movies, it's Hollywood, it's all of it.”

Martin Luther King Jr.
“MLK was awful. He's not a good person. He said one good thing he actually didn't believe.”

Muslims
“They aren’t even hiding their intentions. Muslims plan to conquer Europe by demographic replacement. Will Europe wake up in time?”

Palestine
“I don’t think the place exists.”

Transgender people
“You’re an abomination to God.”

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@gidonsaar

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Everyone in California running to twitter to be the first one to post this GIF after an earthquake 😂

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@JesseHeiman @TomerAzarly There was one at 8:45 AM, this was a second one

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@scottycatt @Jingle_BELLS_25 @DanClarkSports Depends on the severity. Mild to moderate gp can be managed with changes in diet/lifestyle and/or medication. Severe gp can require multiple medications, liquid diets, feeding tubes, surgery, etc.

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@Jingle_BELLS_25 @DanClarkSports Been looking for someone to suggest this. I was fine one day and the next day I started getting nausea and stomach pain after every meal. Six months later I was diagnosed with GP. Hoping he has better access to care than I did and gets a diagnosis (gp or otherwise) soon.

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@DNIGabbard What about the Secretary of Defense sharing classified information with a reporter on a non-governmental messaging app?

[Tracey Suits @SuitsTracey]

@Becca_Roth Bc Biden lied repeatedly, then hid what he knew about C for 4 straight yrs. He waged a full-scale propaganda campaign, & ppl believed it—they couldn’t imagine he’d sacrifice millions of lives on the altar of the economy. But that’s exactly what he did, with eyes wide open.

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@thecovidslayer I try not to say “It’s not that hard” too much cuz like, the CHOICE to wear a mask shouldn’t be hard, but wearing a mask does suck fr sometimes

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what uuuup earthquake twitter

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Obviously this is not the same thing as “experiments to make mice trans,” but they aren’t transgenic mice, either.

If we’re going to make fun of MAGA for being media illiterate, let’s at least do some reading first. 3/3

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Ugh I am BEGGING the left to stop talking about transgenic mice. “Haha MAGA is so stupid they don’t know the difference between transgenic and transgender mice.”

The studies weren’t on transgenic mice. 1/3

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They studied the effects of hormone therapy in mice on HIV vaccine effectiveness, breast cancer risk, asthma, reproduction, gut microbiome, & skeletal maturation. They are mice models on health outcomes related to gender-affirming hormone treatments in trans humans. 2/3

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@waltermasterson Walter. The studies Trump referred to are not on transgenic mice. Stop repeating this claim. We can be better than MAGA by reading.

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@waltermasterson They weren’t studying transgenic mice or transgender mice. Begging both MAGA and the left to read.