I Have Become Logically Numb

[Zach Jacobson @zachjacobson]

hey big dog @MicahhParsons11 take your time, no need to rush your way back

[Justis Mosqueda @JuMosq]

We're going to waste Lukas Van Ness' prime

[I Have Become Logically Numb @chroniclogic]

@TheBrohioan @packers_access And that’s with QB1 calling plays 😂

[I Have Become Logically Numb @chroniclogic]

@Tyre_94 @GeorgeFoster72 T’was

[I Have Become Logically Numb @chroniclogic]

@dsonoiki @wil_da_beast630 Yeah, libs are retarded. So is Trump and MAGA.

[I Have Become Logically Numb @chroniclogic]

@PatelESPN @alex_strouf Me neither

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

I’m an immigration restrictionist. I believe that we have the right to remove any and all people who entered our country illegally.

Also, ICE is out of fucking control. A bunch of pussies, drunk on power going around intentionally escalating violent interactions and intimidating US citizens.

They create these tragic situations and after this gigantic show of force, they won’t deport a fraction of the illegals who entered under Biden. This is simply not worth it.

[Jon “Stugotz” Weiner @stugotz790]

If it walks like a duck. And talks like a duck. It's not going to the college football national championship.

[Badger Barstool @badgerbarstool]

“Where is our NIL money going?”

[I Have Become Logically Numb @chroniclogic]

@Nfldraftregs Highly regarded take

[I Have Become Logically Numb @chroniclogic]

@Nfldraftregs 😂

[Run Jordan v2.0 @Ferd_Turgeson]

Aaron Banks is betting on NFL games @FBIDirectorKash

[I Have Become Logically Numb @chroniclogic]

@DomClare I think they should just stop letting teammates push from behind. That would clean up a lot of this mess.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Caleb Williams seeing the Micah Parsons news

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

Did you get Micah Parsons?

Yes.

But what did it cost?

[Justis Mosqueda @JuMosq]

Breaking:

As part of the condition of the Micah Parsons trade, Cowboys fans legally have to stop pretending that Dez caught it

[I Have Become Logically Numb @chroniclogic]

@acmepackingco How does adding Parsons impact these numbers?

[AB @AB84]

Faggot of the Day

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

3 betrayals in 3 weeks:

-"No new wars"
→Bombs Iran, Somalia, Yemen

-"I'll release the Epstein files"
→Actually, Epstein files don't exist

-"No more $ to Ukraine"
→Sends Patriot missile systems

Different mascot, same empire.

[I Have Become Logically Numb @chroniclogic]

@BarryOnHere