Chronohat

[Chronohat @ChronoHat]

Dear @NASA,

Hire me to be a scientist. You won't regret it.

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

On a purely technical level, it’s a good experiment to know that it takes about a year and a half of no oversight before the food becomes unsafe to eat en mass.

[bONGO 🎃 @wariocolosseum]

u cant even avoid ai by going outside bc small businesses loveeee their gen ai adverts

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

All the RAM manufacturer apologists assured me that these three firms were just innocent brainless automatons selling to whatever price happened to be highest, and how can ya blame em?! - turns out they’re just fixing the supply to squeeze cash at a good moment. Lmao.

[Kougaon @Kougaon_]

suddenly im a rage against the machine fan

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

If someone doesn't want to buy a product because it may have been made unethically with AI, is it not intentionally deceptive to want to hide that from them? Is it not unethical to take money from someone who you know wouldn't want your product if you were transparent with them?

[Hot Take Appreciator @IHateNYT]

If there was a guy whose mom bought him an apartment & he was like “I should fight to make housing cheaper so things are also easy for everyone else” I’d think he was cool too

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?”

No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

The baby being completely immune to the wolf-stare and nuzzling the dog bc he knows that this is his friend that protects him 🥲

[Explosions&Fire @Explosions_Fire]

The odds of losing 17 coin tosses in a row is 50%. You either lose 17 times or you don’t.

[Solie @lily__pond]

Slowly realizing that I can still live a beautiful and fulfilling life despite losing years of my life to depression

[Anna Bower @AnnaBower]

EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.

I glanced down at the message.

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.

So began my text exchange with the top prosecutor for the Eastern District of Virginia.

https://t.co/nES7Y0tp5G

[Umamusume Thurman @2jins1porsche]

This is literally what pushed me towards socialism, even before I understood what socialism was. Being a young liberal felt like standing on shifting sand; one day, you support some cause or policy, and the next you don't, just because elected Dems stopped too.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

yeah man a general strike would hit harder than these Saturday afternoon police sanctioned demonstrations let’s get active.

[Isa // Lord of Crows @Secondlina]

Is this a test [1/2]

[Tobi #TENOÍ @tobito420]

Dude I can't hate this design anymore it's too funny

[Octo 🐙📼 @Octopimp]

A necessary purchase

[Han 🖤 CHECK PINNED! @spoonfulofhan]

“It’s just a cold” I don’t want that either, thanks

“It’s just the flu” I don’t want that either, thanks

“It’s just norovirus” I don’t want that either, thanks

Just because you think your sickness is no big deal doesn’t mean it isn’t one for others.